This Hilarious Campaign Ad Shows Voters How They Can Avoid Scandalous Elected Officials

In Michigan, the upcoming election in 2018 presents voters with an interesting option: They could, for the first time, have an all-female “ticket” for every major office being contested. Senator Debbie Stabenow is up for re-election, and odds are good that the nominees for Governor, Attorney General, and Secretary of State will all be women.

At least one of those candidates thinks that’s a very good thing. Democratic candidate for AG Dana Nessel has produced a campaign ad that capitalizes on the benefits of being female when it comes to running for public office. Namely, the fact that she doesn’t have a d*ck to wave at every passerby.

With the wave of allegations over the last few weeks, beginning with the outing of movie mogul Harvey Weinstein as a total pervert and a sexual predator, it seems like everywhere you look there’s someone else being ousted from their position or job for having at least acted like a pig — and in some cases the allegations are even worse.

Of course, not everyone is suffering from the paradigm shift that has stoked bravery in women across America and around the world. The highest office in the country is, of course, occupied by a man who’s been accused by at least 19 women of everything from sexual harassment to actual inappropriate physical touching. And the open US Senate seat in Alabama is currently being contested by, on the Democratic side, the guy who successfully prosecuted the 1963 bombing of the 16th Street Baptist Church in Birmingham that killed four young black girls, and on the Republican side, a guy who’s accused of pursuing, dating, and touching teenage girls as young as 14 when he was an Assistant District Attorney in his 30’s.

Dana Nessel wants to help you avoid all of that unseemly contact with potentially predatory men by simply not being one:

“[W]hen you’re choosing Michigan’s next attorney general, ask yourself this: Who can you trust most not to show you their penis in a professional setting? Is it the candidate who doesn’t have a penis? I’d say so.”


Watch the amazing ad here:

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