Stop The Press! – Sarah Palin Endorses Romney And Thinks People Care

In a last minute attempt to appear relevant, Sarah Palin has decided to endorse Mitt Romney.

On Sunday night, the empty dress posted her endorsement to her Facebook page and after she babbled on and on, lying about the Obama administration and all of their ‘failures,’ she finally mentioned Romney by name in the fourteenth paragraph:

Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan have offered a credible alternative to Barack Obama’s failed policies. Governor Romney understands how the free market works. His pro-growth economic policies will benefit all Americans. He has promised to move us toward energy independence, deficit reduction, and responsible entitlement reform that honors our commitment to our seniors and keeps faith with future generations. Governor Romney deserves a chance to lead. President Obama had his chance. He’s failed, and we can’t afford to go backwards.

The empty dress still has a following but nothing compared to the rock star status she achieved for five minutes in 2008. Thankfully, we dodged that bullet and now we must dodge the bullet that is the Romney – Ryan ticket.

It’s a nail-biter but you know what?  I imagine the Obamas are rolling on the floor, laughing out loud and repeating “You betcha!” OK, maybe that’s just me.

Kimberley A. Johnson is the author of The Virgin Diaries and The Spokeswoman for Rock The Slut Vote, an organization standing up and fighting the war on women. Find her on Facebook, Twitter and “like” the Rock The Slut Vote Facebook page