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Republicans: The Most Outrageously Uncivilized Pack of Jackals

Okay, come on, guys (and yes, Republicans, that means you), let’s get real here. Rick Perry came out with some, really, very typical right-wing blather about Ben Bernanke being treasonous and talked about how Texans would treat Bernanke ‘pretty ugly’ down there (which, in Texas, probably means being on the receiving end of something that goes boom).

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London Riots a Harbinger for Future GOP-Led Austerity Inequities?

After the riots in London and other cities in Great Britain last week, the true cause for the extent of the violence and mayhem must still be determined. Though many community leaders in the affected areas are citing social and economic inequities as the chief cause of its, almost viral, spread.

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11 Reasons Why Conservatives Are NOT People

Conservatives have been pushing for corporate personhood for decades. The right-wing has worked hard to pathetically explain how a corporation is a person, but now it’s time to turn the tables in a different direction. It’s time to ask ourselves this question. Are conservatives people? Here are ten reasons why conservatives are NOT people.

by Stephen D. Foster Jr.· · Political Humor
Why should you be rewarded for being an asshole?

Illinois To Catholic Charities: Bigots Need Not Apply (For Government Funds)

Sometimes, breaking up is the hardest thing to do.

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Santorum Explains His Agenda

Republican Presidential Candidate Rick Santorum was on Fox News Sunday this morning to talk about what policies a Santorum Presidency would implement. Here’s a list of some of the things he said he would do, if elected President;

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‘Pro-Life’ Republican Kansas Governor Guts Funding For Dying Infants

Another supposed ‘pro-life’ governor has decided that children outside the womb are less important than those inside the womb. Kansas Governor Sam Brownback is gutting the agency responsible for child protective services, child support enforcement, and child, adult and family well-being services, after a failed attempt to slash funding for Head Start.

But...but...but...they might vote in their own best interests instead of for Republicans!

Conservative Smackdown of the Day: 8-21-2011

Today’s Smackdown is brought to you by Right Wing voter suppression.

by Walt Dismay· · News
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Obama To Military And Private Sector: Invest In Biofuels

The Obama administration has just announced plans to invest up to $510 million in biofuels to power both military and commercial transportation methods as an effort to boost the country’s economic sustainability as well as national security.

by Joseph Ascanio· · News
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Justin’s Daily Sleepy Time Thought: 8-19-2011

To a conservative, no price is too high to punish the wicked but no price is acceptable to help the needy.

by Walt Dismay· · News
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Palin Agrees With Perry on ‘Treasonous’ Fed

Governor Rick Perry of Texas was caught issuing an nondescript threat against Federal Chairman Ben Bernanke, implicating his actions to stimulate the economy are ‘treasonous.’ Perry stated, ‘If this guy prints more money between now and the election, I dunno what y’all would do to him in Iowa but we would treat him pretty ugly down in Texas.’ Former Governor Sarah Palin appeared in an interview with Lou Dobbs on Fox News and readily agreed with Perry.

Even G.W. Bush must have SMHed himself at that one...

Conservative Smackdown of the Day: 8-19-2011

Today’s Smackdown is brought to you by the Soviet Union.

by Walt Dismay· · News
Just When You Thought The Republican Field Couldn’t Get Any Worse: Rick Perry Is In

Just When You Thought The Republican Field Couldn’t Get Any Worse: Rick Perry Is In

Perry represents another link in the chain of our country’s possibly unavoidable, apocalyptic transformation into what could best be described as a Confederate backwater. This man is selling old ideas, repackaged with a smirk and a middle finger towards the president, and he could win.

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United Arab Emirates Donates New Laptop Computers to Joplin, Missouri Students Whose School Was Destroyed by Tornado

On May 22, 2011, an F5 tornado devastated the city of Joplin, Missouri; killing 159 people. The twister destroyed a large portion of the city, including the high school. Thanks to the efforts of city officials, school teachers, administrators, and parents, school began right on time yesterday. But that’s not the entire story…

by Stephen D. Foster Jr.· · News
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Santorum

Rick Santorum was on the immature end of the internet’s wrath a while back. In an attempt to get people to vote against him, someone set up a website that redefined the word ‘santorum’.

Bachmann Evades Reality, Brings Back Fictitious ‘Death Panels’, Favors Corporations Over Taxpayers

Bachmann Evades Reality, Brings Back Fictitious ‘Death Panels’, Favors Corporations Over Taxpayers

Michele Bachmann vilifies the extension of unemployment benefits and has also started repeating the tired line that President Obama’s healthcare plan will end Medicare and lead to a ‘Board of Death Approval’.

Republican Congresswoman Michele Bachmann. Image by Gage Skidmore

Did Michele Bachmann Admit To Treason?

Previously on the campaign trail, Michele Bachmann explained that her work as an IRS agent was responsible for creating her anti-tax fervor. But yesterday in South Carolina, the Minnesota Congresswoman offered another, more sinister explanation for her work. She claimed that she was in fact a ‘mole’ in the US Government agency.

by Sean Conners· · News, Right-Wing Talking Points
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Justin’s Daily Sleepy Time Thought: 8-18-2011

Tonight’s Sleepy Time Thought is brought to you by Obama’s ‘excessive’ vacation time.

by Walt Dismay· · News
Congresswoman Michele Bachmann gets confused, again.

Michele Bachmann Is Scared Of The Soviet Union, Even Though It No Longer Exists

Michele Bachmann is known for flubbing on history, and today is no exception. While speaking today she said that Americans are worried about the rise of China, India, and the Soviet Union. Apparently she hasn’t heard that the Soviet Union already disbanded.

The stupid! It buuuurrrnnnnssss!

Conservative Smackdown of the Day: 8-18-2011

Today’s Smackdown is brought to you by the Theory of Evolution! “Evolution: Making monkeys out of the Right Wing for over a century.”

by Walt Dismay· · News
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Republican Senator Tom Coburn Promotes Gun Violence Against Lawmakers

In a week in which Rick Perry stated that Texas would do some ugly things to Ben Bernanke, Republican Senator Tom Coburn has gone even further by essentially promoting gun violence against liberal lawmakers.