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Maybe Now Trump Will Withdraw From Japan To Make Putin Happy, Too

Maybe Now Trump Will Withdraw From Japan To Make Putin Happy, Too

In his yearly press conference, Russian President of the United States Vladimir Putin told reporters yesterday that the American military presence in Japan is “complicating the search for a formal peace treaty between Moscow and Tokyo.” Such a treaty would finally end territorial disagreements dating all the way back to […]

by Matt Osborne· · News
CNN Has Receipts For ‘Trump Tower Moscow’ Campaign Collusion

CNN Has Receipts For ‘Trump Tower Moscow’ Campaign Collusion

Former beauty pageant owner and alleged president Donald J. Trump signed a letter of intent to build a Trump Tower Moscow in October 2015, after he had declared his candidacy and signaled his willingness to give Russia sanctions relief but before the Iowa caucus. CNN host Chris Cuomo displayed Trump’s […]

by Matt Osborne· · News
Wall Street Bracing Itself For The Trump Recession Of 2019

Wall Street Bracing Itself For The Trump Recession Of 2019

The bears are back. “Both the Dow Jones Industrial Average and the S&P 500 are on pace for their worst December performance since 1931, when stocks were battered during the Great Depression,” writes Michael Sheetz at CNBC. “The Dow and S&P 500 are down 7.8 percent and 7.6 percent this month, respectively.” Indeed, the Dow […]

by Matt Osborne· · News
Trump Launches Unhinged Rant, Targets Democrats, Jeff Sessions, And ‘The Russian Witch Hunt Hoax’

Trump Launches Unhinged Rant, Targets Democrats, Jeff Sessions, And ‘The Russian Witch Hunt Hoax’

Buckle up, Mr. Trump, it’s going to be a bumpy ride. 

by Conover Kennard· · Current Issues, News
Rudy Giuliani Completely Implodes on Fox News Sunday (VIDEO)

Rudy Giuliani Completely Implodes on Fox News Sunday (VIDEO)

I get that it must be a tough job trying to defend Donald Trump and all of his blatant corruption. But Rudy Giuliani has become one giant comical embarrassment.

by Mindy Fischer· · Current Issues, News
Trump CAUCUS

The Trump Crime Family Is ‘Surrounded’ In Their White House Hideout

“Two years after Donald Trump won the presidency, nearly every organization he has led in the past decade is under investigation,” Washington Post reporters noted yesterday. Citing “a cascade of legal challenges that threaten to dominate Trump’s third year in the White House,” David Farenthold, Mat Zapotosky, and Seung Min […]

by Matt Osborne· · News
China Just Perfectly Trolled Trump On His Fave Platform; This is BRILLIANT

China Just Perfectly Trolled Trump On His Fave Platform; This is BRILLIANT

Wonder what kind of market-destroying tantrum Trump will throw over this one?

by Shannon Barber· · News
Trump Shares His Impeachment Terror With ‘Friends’ Who Share It With All Of Us

Trump Shares His Impeachment Terror With ‘Friends’ Who Share It With All Of Us

Serial adulterer and alleged president Donald J. Trump has confided to a number of close friends that despite his brave face in public, he is terrified by the prospect of impeachment. Of course, the fact that people Trump considers friends all saw fit to tell NBC News about their private […]

by Matt Osborne· · News
Trump, Obamas Share World’s Most Awkward Handshake At Bush Funeral

Trump, Obamas Share World’s Most Awkward Handshake At Bush Funeral

Admitted sexual assaulter and alleged president Donald J. Trump just had the world’s most awkward handshake with Barack and Michelle Obama. In a video clip for the ages, the Trumps arrived at the funeral of George H.W. Bush and sat next to the Obamas, as is normal protocol. Being incredibly […]

by Matt Osborne· · News
Eric Trump Lashes Out At Kellyanne Conway’s Attorney Husband For Tweeting About The Law

Eric Trump Lashes Out At Kellyanne Conway’s Attorney Husband For Tweeting About The Law

This. Is. Weird.

by Conover Kennard· · Current Issues, News
Trump Launches Unhinged Rant Over Michael Cohen’s Plea Deal With Mueller, Makes Himself Look Guilty

Trump Launches Unhinged Rant Over Michael Cohen’s Plea Deal With Mueller, Makes Himself Look Guilty

He has LOST it!

by Conover Kennard· · Current Issues, News
Glenn Beck Merges With Mark Levin, Joins Founder Of Violent ‘Proud Boys’

Glenn Beck Merges With Mark Levin, Joins Founder Of Violent ‘Proud Boys’

Gavin McInnes, the co-founder of Vice Media who became an alt-right superstar only to abandon his association with a violent gang he had created, will be joining the new company formed by a marriage of two conservative media empires. Glenn Beck, the former Fox News conspiracy theorist, is joining his […]

by Matt Osborne· · News
Putin And The Saudi Prince Ignore Trump Like An Ex-Boyfriend At Prom

Putin And The Saudi Prince Ignore Trump Like An Ex-Boyfriend At Prom

Reality show star and alleged president Donald J. Trump looks so sad watching his ex-boyfriend across the prom hall, doesn’t he? The death of George H. W. Bush is giving an embattled Trump cover to cancel press events today and avoid questions about Russian collusion, but Vladimir Putin’s spokesman is […]

by Matt Osborne· · News
Trump: I May Have ‘Lightly’ Colluded For Moscow Tower During The Campaign

Trump: I May Have ‘Lightly’ Colluded For Moscow Tower During The Campaign

Reality show star and alleged president Donald J. Trump woke up this morning, took a breath, and started tweeting about yesterday’s news that his pursuit of a Trump Tower Moscow continued all the way through to July of 2016. Oh, I get it! I am a very good developer, happily […]

by Matt Osborne· · News
Infant Dies After ICE Detainment, Now Her Mother Is Suing the US for $60 Million

Infant Dies After ICE Detainment, Now Her Mother Is Suing the US for $60 Million

Her infant daughter died after being in ICE custody. Now she’s suing the US for $60 million.

by Mindy Fischer· · Current Issues, News
Height Of Arrogance: Trump Only Casting Tall Economists On ‘Presidential Apprentice’

Height Of Arrogance: Trump Only Casting Tall Economists On ‘Presidential Apprentice’

It pays to read to the end. In the penultimate paragraphs of this Washington Post interview, we learn that reality show star-turned-alleged president Donald J. Trump is casting the role of Federal Reserve chair according to height. Trump considered reappointing [Janet] Yellen to the post, and she impressed him greatly during […]

by Matt Osborne· · News
Trump Just Got Fact-Checked To His Face By A Reporter Over His Lie About Obama’s Policy

Trump Just Got Fact-Checked To His Face By A Reporter Over His Lie About Obama’s Policy

This. Is. Perfect.

by Conover Kennard· · Current Issues, News
‘Birther King’ Jerome Corsi Rejects Mueller’s Plea Deal, Says He’d Rather Rot In Prison

‘Birther King’ Jerome Corsi Rejects Mueller’s Plea Deal, Says He’d Rather Rot In Prison

Corsi said he’d rather rot in prison than take the deal. He’s probably going to get his wish.

by Mindy Fischer· · Current Issues, News
Mississippi ‘Hanging’ Senate Candidate Has Always Been A Confederate Rebel

Mississippi ‘Hanging’ Senate Candidate Has Always Been A Confederate Rebel

The full story of Cindy Hyde-Smith, Republican incumbent in the race for Thad Cochran’s US Senate seat, is coming into focus at last, and it turns out she was always a rebel in the southern sense of that word. As a child, Hyde-Smith “attended and graduated from a segregation academy […]

by Matt Osborne· · News
Hoover, AL Cops Kill ‘Good Guy With Gun,’ Let Mall Shooter Escape

Hoover, AL Cops Kill ‘Good Guy With Gun,’ Let Mall Shooter Escape

It took nearly a full day for Hoover police to admit they had killed the wrong man. Following an altercation at the Riverchase Galleria mall in Hoover, Alabama on Thanksgiving night, someone shot an 18-year old victim multiple times and wounded a 12-year old bystander. Rushing to the scene, a […]

by Matt Osborne· · News