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Florida’s New GOP Governor Makes Sure Everyone Knows How Much He Hates The Gays

Florida’s New GOP Governor Makes Sure Everyone Knows How Much He Hates The Gays

If Republicans want people to stop accusing them of bigotry, they really should stop acting like bigots.

by Shannon Barber· · News
Trump: Walls Work Because Wheels Work And They Use Wheels On Expensive Cars

Trump: Walls Work Because Wheels Work And They Use Wheels On Expensive Cars

You can’t make this stuff up.

by Conover Kennard· · Current Issues, News
Mr. Art Of The Deal Reduces Himself To Begging For A Deal On Twitter For His ‘Wall Thing’

Mr. Art Of The Deal Reduces Himself To Begging For A Deal On Twitter For His ‘Wall Thing’

This is just embarrassing.

by Conover Kennard· · Current Issues, News
Trump Sent Kellyanne to CNN to Defend Him on Sunday. It Was an Epic Fail (VIDEO)

Trump Sent Kellyanne to CNN to Defend Him on Sunday. It Was an Epic Fail (VIDEO)

If this is the best defense of Trump that they have, this White House is in a whole lot of trouble.

by Mindy Fischer· · Current Issues, News
McClatchy: Michael Cohen’s Cell Phone Was In Prague, Just Like The Dossier Says

McClatchy: Michael Cohen’s Cell Phone Was In Prague, Just Like The Dossier Says

We’ve heard a lot of talk recently about the end stage of the Trump presidency and Robert Mueller’s noose tightening around the neck of the Presidential Apprentice. It’s been a frustrating wait, but there are signs that the damning truth is finally ready to emerge. Your latest indicator is this […]

by Matt Osborne· · News
Trump Turns Iraq Visit Into Train Wreck

Trump Turns Iraq Visit Into Train Wreck

This is something United States presidents do. They visit our troops in war zones. These visits often happen during the winter holiday season. After two years of being the president, President Donald Trump finally took part in this tradition. In keeping with his tradition of making a mess out of […]

by Alyson Chadwick· · News
How Undocumented Alien Mark Burnett Made The ‘Presidential Apprentice’ Possible

How Undocumented Alien Mark Burnett Made The ‘Presidential Apprentice’ Possible

I have always said that reality television would be the downfall of western civilization. According to Patrick Radden Keefe at the New Yorker, the man who made Donald Trump’s cultural comeback possible is downright proud of putting all of humanity in danger. Keefe details how Mark Burnett, the producer behind ‘The […]

by Matt Osborne· · News
The Resistance Sings Trump an Impeachment Carol (VIDEO)

The Resistance Sings Trump an Impeachment Carol (VIDEO)

This is sure to put a smile on your face.

by Mindy Fischer· · Current Issues, News, Political Humor
Merry Christmas, Here Is Your Stock Market Crash

Merry Christmas, Here Is Your Stock Market Crash

The Dow Jones Industrial Average was down 653.17 points when the New York exchange closed at noon today. The S&P 500 had its worst Christmas Eve trading day ever, losing 2.7 percent of its value. Both indexes are officially in bear mode. Merry Christmas! Analysts blamed the broad market decline […]

by Matt Osborne· · News
Everyone Is Tweeting Tamir Rice’s Name To NRA Spokeswoman Over Hypocritical Tweet

Everyone Is Tweeting Tamir Rice’s Name To NRA Spokeswoman Over Hypocritical Tweet

She just made a fool out of herself. Again.

by Conover Kennard· · Current Issues, News
In Newly Uncovered Audio File, Mick Mulvaney Shreds Trump’s Border Wall As ‘Absurd and Childish’ (AUDIO)

In Newly Uncovered Audio File, Mick Mulvaney Shreds Trump’s Border Wall As ‘Absurd and Childish’ (AUDIO)

Trump’s blood has got to be boiling over this. Poor orange Pookie.

by Mindy Fischer· · Current Issues, News
Maybe Now Trump Will Withdraw From Japan To Make Putin Happy, Too

Maybe Now Trump Will Withdraw From Japan To Make Putin Happy, Too

In his yearly press conference, Russian President of the United States Vladimir Putin told reporters yesterday that the American military presence in Japan is “complicating the search for a formal peace treaty between Moscow and Tokyo.” Such a treaty would finally end territorial disagreements dating all the way back to […]

by Matt Osborne· · News
CNN Has Receipts For ‘Trump Tower Moscow’ Campaign Collusion

CNN Has Receipts For ‘Trump Tower Moscow’ Campaign Collusion

Former beauty pageant owner and alleged president Donald J. Trump signed a letter of intent to build a Trump Tower Moscow in October 2015, after he had declared his candidacy and signaled his willingness to give Russia sanctions relief but before the Iowa caucus. CNN host Chris Cuomo displayed Trump’s […]

by Matt Osborne· · News
Wall Street Bracing Itself For The Trump Recession Of 2019

Wall Street Bracing Itself For The Trump Recession Of 2019

The bears are back. “Both the Dow Jones Industrial Average and the S&P 500 are on pace for their worst December performance since 1931, when stocks were battered during the Great Depression,” writes Michael Sheetz at CNBC. “The Dow and S&P 500 are down 7.8 percent and 7.6 percent this month, respectively.” Indeed, the Dow […]

by Matt Osborne· · News
Trump Launches Unhinged Rant, Targets Democrats, Jeff Sessions, And ‘The Russian Witch Hunt Hoax’

Trump Launches Unhinged Rant, Targets Democrats, Jeff Sessions, And ‘The Russian Witch Hunt Hoax’

Buckle up, Mr. Trump, it’s going to be a bumpy ride. 

by Conover Kennard· · Current Issues, News
Rudy Giuliani Completely Implodes on Fox News Sunday (VIDEO)

Rudy Giuliani Completely Implodes on Fox News Sunday (VIDEO)

I get that it must be a tough job trying to defend Donald Trump and all of his blatant corruption. But Rudy Giuliani has become one giant comical embarrassment.

by Mindy Fischer· · Current Issues, News
Trump CAUCUS

The Trump Crime Family Is ‘Surrounded’ In Their White House Hideout

“Two years after Donald Trump won the presidency, nearly every organization he has led in the past decade is under investigation,” Washington Post reporters noted yesterday. Citing “a cascade of legal challenges that threaten to dominate Trump’s third year in the White House,” David Farenthold, Mat Zapotosky, and Seung Min […]

by Matt Osborne· · News
China Just Perfectly Trolled Trump On His Fave Platform; This is BRILLIANT

China Just Perfectly Trolled Trump On His Fave Platform; This is BRILLIANT

Wonder what kind of market-destroying tantrum Trump will throw over this one?

by Shannon Barber· · News
Trump Shares His Impeachment Terror With ‘Friends’ Who Share It With All Of Us

Trump Shares His Impeachment Terror With ‘Friends’ Who Share It With All Of Us

Serial adulterer and alleged president Donald J. Trump has confided to a number of close friends that despite his brave face in public, he is terrified by the prospect of impeachment. Of course, the fact that people Trump considers friends all saw fit to tell NBC News about their private […]

by Matt Osborne· · News
Trump, Obamas Share World’s Most Awkward Handshake At Bush Funeral

Trump, Obamas Share World’s Most Awkward Handshake At Bush Funeral

Admitted sexual assaulter and alleged president Donald J. Trump just had the world’s most awkward handshake with Barack and Michelle Obama. In a video clip for the ages, the Trumps arrived at the funeral of George H.W. Bush and sat next to the Obamas, as is normal protocol. Being incredibly […]

by Matt Osborne· · News