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ZZzzz...no, you may NOT put me on hold...ZZzzz...trust the stock market?...ZZzzz...Does the year 2008 not ring a bell with you?...ZZzzz...

Justin’s Daily Sleepy Time Thought: 8-7-2011

Another evil, horrible, greedy union fights for the rights of the working class to get a fair deal. When will the madness end?!

by Walt Dismay· · News
And maybe Sarah Palin could be Secretary of Defense. She can shoot moose from a helicopter don't ya know?

Conservative Smackdown of the Day: 8-7-2011

Mike Huckabee finds a way to out-stupid Sarah ‘refudiate’ Palin.

by Walt Dismay· · News
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Zadroga Bill Doesn’t Cover Cancer

Do you believe that it is a moral desideratum to give 9/11 first responders free health care? Our politicians have a different view on this matter.

by Kenneth Stice· · News
All Aboard The Anti-Gay Bus! A Few 2012 GOP Hopefuls Join The NOM Tour

All Aboard The Anti-Gay Bus! A Few 2012 GOP Hopefuls Join The NOM Tour

All aboard!! It seems that Michele Bachmann, Tim Pawlenty, and Rick Santorum (all 2012 GOP Presidential hopefuls) are on board with joining the new Anti-Gay Bus Tour.

by Sarah· · News
Unions BOOST Economy In Germany

Unions BOOST Economy In Germany

As the Republican war on unions continues unabated, we should expect to see more jobs go overseas, and an increase in unemployment. At 9.1%, with perhaps a real unemployment rate of close to 20%, it’s probably time to start joining unions by the millions. Why you ask? Well, in Germany, unions are on the rise and the economy is soaring there, despite economic downturn in Europe and the United States.

by Stephen D. Foster Jr.· · News
Obama Bans Human Rights Violators Entry Into The US

Obama Bans Human Rights Violators Entry Into The US

On August 4th 2011, President Barack Obama signed a proclamation denying entry to those that violate human rights and humanitarian laws. This includes those that violate the rights of individuals on the basis of race, color, descent, sex, disability, membership in an indigenous group, language, religion, political opinion, national origin, […]

by Sarah· · News
ZZzzz...I am not a number...ZZzzz...I am a free man...ZZzzz...Stop laughing at me...ZZzzz...

Justin’s Daily Sleepy Time Thought: 8-6-2011

In the Republican future, liberals will be conservatives who have finally noticed they’ve been enslaved.

by Walt Dismay· · News
People on unemployment make me sick! Can't they just work at Wal-Mart or something? Stop taking MY money!

Conservative Smackdown of the Day: 8-6-2011

Eric Cantor wants the unemployed to just go out and get jobs! Jobs that do not exist and he has no intention of creating.

by Walt Dismay· · News
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I’d Rather Be At A ‘Hip-Hop BBQ’ Than A Klansmen Tea Party

Has anyone else noticed that Fox News doesn’t even try to hide their blatant racism anymore? In fact, it’s becoming more of the norm amongst some conservatives. When they say a racist remark, instead of retracting it or apologizing for it, they defend it (‘it’s not really what I meant’). That is utter malarkey.

by Sarah· · News, Right-Wing Talking Points
ZZzzz...squeal piggy! squeal!...ZZzzz...did you just lose your super yacht? Awwwww...ZZzzz...I hope you don't need a bailout, cause THAT ain't happening again...ZZzzz...

Justin’s Daily Sleepy Time Thought: 8-5-2011

Wall St. gets bit by its own poisonous snake. How delicious!

by Walt Dismay· · News
BREAKING NEWS: S&P To Downgrade U.S. Credit Rating; Blames Republicans

BREAKING NEWS: S&P To Downgrade U.S. Credit Rating; Blames Republicans

ABC News has just reported that the federal government expects the pristine AAA credit rating of the United States to be downgraded. According to a government official, Standard & Poors is going to downgrade the credit rating of the U.S. Government. Among the reasons cited will be ‘Republicans saying that they refuse to accept any tax increases as part of a larger deal.’

by Stephen D. Foster Jr.· · News
Texas Governor Rick Perry and former President George W. Bush read to school children.

Is Rick Perry Dumber Than George W. Bush?

It is hard to imagine that there is a Republican presidential candidate from Texas who is dumber than George W. Bush. It turns out that there is.

by Stephen D. Foster Jr.· · News
Crappy grades in EVERY science class? That explains why he doesn't understand evolution or Climate Change...

Conservative Smackdown of the Day: 8-5-2011

It takes a special kind of imbecile to vote for someone so obviously incapable of running the country without any kind of deliberative thought or serious education.

by Walt Dismay· · News
MSNBC Contributor Pat Buchanan

Enemies In Plain Site

There’s been a campaign going on around the blogosphere for awhile, advocating that MSNBC ban Pat Buchanan from appearing on the network. Buchanan is a political analyst, who, in the wake of the tragedy in Norway, wrote an editorial, which appeared to rationalize, if not favor, the motives of the assassin in question, Anders Behring Breivik.

by Marion· · News, Right-Wing Talking Points
ZZzzz...you're HAPPY kids were killed?...ZZzzz...what the frakk is wrong with you?...ZZzzz...Why don't you visit Oslo and say that out loud you animal?...ZZzzz...

Sleepy Time Thought: 8-4-2011

Tonight’s Sleepy Time Thought is haunted by Right Wing depravity.

by Walt Dismay· · News
You know who else is yellow and wants to destroy us? THE GODLESS CHINESE!!

Fox & Friends Foolishly Slam SpongeBob SquarePants’ Climate Change Claim; Reveals Right’s Ridiculous Ravings

Fox and Friends take on the greatest threat to Western civilization EVER: SpongeBob SquarePants!!!!

by Walt Dismay· · News, Right-Wing Talking Points
Credit Obama? Hell no! Not in MY "unbiased" cartoons!

Conservative Smackdown of the Day: 8-4-2011

Who is today’s miserable excuse for a human being today?

by Walt Dismay· · News
Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-KY)

Mitch McConnell Admits That Republicans Took America Hostage

Much to the shock of the Washington Post, Mitch McConnell admitted that his party took the debt ceiling hostage and by extension, America. He even admitted that many of his Republican colleagues were willing to kill the hostage.

ZZzzz...you break it, you buy it...ZZzzz...austerity WASN'T your idea? Since when...ZZzzz...but you said cutting spending would fix everything...ZZzzz...

Sleepy Time Thought: 8-3-2011

Do liberals dream of emancipated sheep? 5000 nerd points to whoever gets the reference and posts it to my public page first.

by Walt Dismay· · News
Country before Party? Are you stupid? GOP 4ever!!!

Conservative Smackdown of the Day: 8-3-2011

Who is today’s Scumbag? Read on, to find out!

by Walt Dismay· · News