Articles by: Matt Osborne

Grandma Pelosi Shuts Trump Down Like An Angry Toddler And We Are So Here For It

Grandma Pelosi Shuts Trump Down Like An Angry Toddler And We Are So Here For It

Former reality show star and alleged president Donald Trump tried to bully Democrats into funding his fantasy border wall today by threatening a government shutdown over Christmas. He even took the rare step of bringing the press into the Oval Office to televise his meeting with Nancy Pelosi and Chuck […]

by Matt Osborne· · Information and Resources
Trump, Obamas Share World’s Most Awkward Handshake At Bush Funeral

Trump, Obamas Share World’s Most Awkward Handshake At Bush Funeral

Admitted sexual assaulter and alleged president Donald J. Trump just had the world’s most awkward handshake with Barack and Michelle Obama. In a video clip for the ages, the Trumps arrived at the funeral of George H.W. Bush and sat next to the Obamas, as is normal protocol. Being incredibly […]

by Matt Osborne· · News
Glenn Beck Merges With Mark Levin, Joins Founder Of Violent ‘Proud Boys’

Glenn Beck Merges With Mark Levin, Joins Founder Of Violent ‘Proud Boys’

Gavin McInnes, the co-founder of Vice Media who became an alt-right superstar only to abandon his association with a violent gang he had created, will be joining the new company formed by a marriage of two conservative media empires. Glenn Beck, the former Fox News conspiracy theorist, is joining his […]

by Matt Osborne· · News
Putin And The Saudi Prince Ignore Trump Like An Ex-Boyfriend At Prom

Putin And The Saudi Prince Ignore Trump Like An Ex-Boyfriend At Prom

Reality show star and alleged president Donald J. Trump looks so sad watching his ex-boyfriend across the prom hall, doesn’t he? The death of George H. W. Bush is giving an embattled Trump cover to cancel press events today and avoid questions about Russian collusion, but Vladimir Putin’s spokesman is […]

by Matt Osborne· · News
Trump: I May Have ‘Lightly’ Colluded For Moscow Tower During The Campaign

Trump: I May Have ‘Lightly’ Colluded For Moscow Tower During The Campaign

Reality show star and alleged president Donald J. Trump woke up this morning, took a breath, and started tweeting about yesterday’s news that his pursuit of a Trump Tower Moscow continued all the way through to July of 2016. Oh, I get it! I am a very good developer, happily […]

by Matt Osborne· · News
Height Of Arrogance: Trump Only Casting Tall Economists On ‘Presidential Apprentice’

Height Of Arrogance: Trump Only Casting Tall Economists On ‘Presidential Apprentice’

It pays to read to the end. In the penultimate paragraphs of this Washington Post interview, we learn that reality show star-turned-alleged president Donald J. Trump is casting the role of Federal Reserve chair according to height. Trump considered reappointing [Janet] Yellen to the post, and she impressed him greatly during […]

by Matt Osborne· · News
Mississippi ‘Hanging’ Senate Candidate Has Always Been A Confederate Rebel

Mississippi ‘Hanging’ Senate Candidate Has Always Been A Confederate Rebel

The full story of Cindy Hyde-Smith, Republican incumbent in the race for Thad Cochran’s US Senate seat, is coming into focus at last, and it turns out she was always a rebel in the southern sense of that word. As a child, Hyde-Smith “attended and graduated from a segregation academy […]

by Matt Osborne· · News
Hoover, AL Cops Kill ‘Good Guy With Gun,’ Let Mall Shooter Escape

Hoover, AL Cops Kill ‘Good Guy With Gun,’ Let Mall Shooter Escape

It took nearly a full day for Hoover police to admit they had killed the wrong man. Following an altercation at the Riverchase Galleria mall in Hoover, Alabama on Thanksgiving night, someone shot an 18-year old victim multiple times and wounded a 12-year old bystander. Rushing to the scene, a […]

by Matt Osborne· · News
Trump Defends Cindy Hyde-Smith ‘Hanging’ Comment Because Of Course He Does

Trump Defends Cindy Hyde-Smith ‘Hanging’ Comment Because Of Course He Does

Surprising absolutely no one who has been paying attention for the last three years, our white nationalist president has decided to double-down on his support of a US Senate candidate who “joked” about her eagerness to attend a “public hanging” (read: lynching). “Cindy Hyde-Smith is a spectacular woman. She’s a […]

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US Senate Candidate Cindy ‘Public Hanging’ Hyde-Smith Wears A Confederate Hat

Cindy Hyde-Smith, the Republican US Senate candidate from Mississippi, keeps showing us who she really is. In the last two weeks, Hyde-Smith has told us how much she enjoys attending a “public hanging” (read: lynching), then adamantly refused to explain her statement; she also told (white) students at Mississippi State […]

by Matt Osborne· · Current Issues, News
#LockHerUp: Ivanka Was ‘Worst Email Offender’ In Trump Crime Family White House

#LockHerUp: Ivanka Was ‘Worst Email Offender’ In Trump Crime Family White House

Unless you were in a coma during 2016, you will remember that the entire presidential race was about Hillary Clinton’s emails, or Democratic Party emails, or Clinton team emails, all the time.  The topic of government email regulations burned up every last molecule of media oxygen and directly led to […]

by Matt Osborne· · Current Issues, News
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Cindy Hyde-Smith Is Not Funny Because She Is Not Really Joking

Do not let anyone gaslight you. Cindy Hyde-Smith, the Republican candidate for Mississippi’s US Senate seat, wants to make it harder for black students to vote. She says she was only joking, but nobody was laughing. That’s because voter suppression is not funny, it is a serious thing that Republicans […]

by Matt Osborne· · Current Issues
Democrats Are Putting This Billboard Up All Over Mississippi

Democrats Are Putting This Billboard Up All Over Mississippi

Cindy Hyde-Smith, the incumbent Senator from Mississippi who recently declared that if a fellow Republican “invited me to a public hanging, I’d be on the front row,” has been running away from her own words ever since. “I used an exaggerated expression of regard, and any attempt to turn this […]

by Matt Osborne· · Current Issues
Five White Guys Tell Nancy Pelosi To Sit Down And Be Quiet, Little Lady

Five White Guys Tell Nancy Pelosi To Sit Down And Be Quiet, Little Lady

Democrats won a huge victory last week, propelled into control of the House of Representatives by minority and women voters. Maybe that last part explains why a rump caucus of five white guys is trying so hard to blow up Nancy Pelosi’s speakership today, a move which makes no strategic […]

by Matt Osborne· · News