Articles by: Lucius McMannis

Obama Says ‘Yes’ He Would Win Re-Election; Conservatives Lose Their Last Brain Cells (SCREENSHOTS)

Obama Says ‘Yes’ He Would Win Re-Election; Conservatives Lose Their Last Brain Cells (SCREENSHOTS)

Uh, oh: President Obama mentioned the dreaded “third term,” and winning another election. You know what this means…

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Confederate Activist: Wanting Racist Hate Symbol Removed From MS Flag Is ‘Anti-Semitic’ (VIDEO)

Confederate Activist: Wanting Racist Hate Symbol Removed From MS Flag Is ‘Anti-Semitic’ (VIDEO)

Did you know that wanting the confederate flag removed is “anti-Semitic?” Neither did we — but this perfectly-designed idiot is here to explain it.

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Cowboys Fans Told Gunman To Shoot Victim In The Head, So He Did Exactly That (VIDEO)

Cowboys Fans Told Gunman To Shoot Victim In The Head, So He Did Exactly That (VIDEO)

Mob rule took over outside the Dallas Cowboys game on Sunday, when a crowd urged an armed man to shoot someone in the head — and he listened.

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White Lady Lets Jesus Take Wheel, Does Donuts In Road, Hits 2 Cop Cars, No Shots Fired (VIDEO)

White Lady Lets Jesus Take Wheel, Does Donuts In Road, Hits 2 Cop Cars, No Shots Fired (VIDEO)

A white woman, drunk on Jesus, drove in circles on a busy road and struck four vehicles (including two police cars). Miraculously, not a single shot was fired.

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Horde Of Gun-Toting Oregon Conservatives Gather To Tell Obama ‘Go Home’ (VIDEO/IMAGES)

Horde Of Gun-Toting Oregon Conservatives Gather To Tell Obama ‘Go Home’ (VIDEO/IMAGES)

A crowd of hundreds of conservatives, many of whom were armed, showed up to tell Obama to get out of town when he arrived to visit families of shooting victims.

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Ben Carson Probably Lied About Telling Gunman To Shoot Cashier In Popeye’s Chicken

Ben Carson Probably Lied About Telling Gunman To Shoot Cashier In Popeye’s Chicken

Ben Carson wanted us to think he was a horrible, sniveling little coward so much that he completely made the story up.

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Government Transparency Website Catches Kim Davis Refusing To Do Her Job Again (SCREENSHOTS)

Government Transparency Website Catches Kim Davis Refusing To Do Her Job Again (SCREENSHOTS)

Looks like same-sex marriage isn’t the only area in which Kim Davis likes to break the law…

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Hillary Clinton Says Kim Davis Was ‘Treated As She Should Have Been Treated’ (VIDEO)

Hillary Clinton Says Kim Davis Was ‘Treated As She Should Have Been Treated’ (VIDEO)

Hillary Clinton explained to a crowd of college students that Kim Davis absolutely belongs in jail for refusing to do her job.

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Oklahoma Ammosexual Shoots Woman’s Dogs In Front Of Her Child, Killing One (GRAPHIC IMAGES)

Oklahoma Ammosexual Shoots Woman’s Dogs In Front Of Her Child, Killing One (GRAPHIC IMAGES)

An Oklahoma woman is grieving after a man maliciously shot one of her dogs in the face, and the other in the leg, in front of her child.

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Conservatives Cry For Obama’s Assassination Over Visit To Families Of Shooting Victims (SCREENSHOTS)

Conservatives Cry For Obama’s Assassination Over Visit To Families Of Shooting Victims (SCREENSHOTS)

Conservatives found out President Obama plans to visit the families of the UCC shooting victims. Naturally, this means the President HAS to die.

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11-Year Old Shoots, Kills 8-Year Old Girl Because She Wouldn’t Let Him Pet Her Puppy (VIDEO)

11-Year Old Shoots, Kills 8-Year Old Girl Because She Wouldn’t Let Him Pet Her Puppy (VIDEO)

The NRA is silent as an 8-year-old girl was gunned down by an 11-year-old boy because she wouldn’t let him pet her puppy.

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No, Conservatives, The UCC Shooter Was Not ‘Targeting Christians’

No, Conservatives, The UCC Shooter Was Not ‘Targeting Christians’

Now that that’s cleared up, can conservatives please at least pretend to care about the victims rather than the “martyrdom” narrative?

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Reporter Smacks Down Ben Carson On His Plan To Literally Enslave Immigrants (VIDEO)

Reporter Smacks Down Ben Carson On His Plan To Literally Enslave Immigrants (VIDEO)

Ben Carson has a solution to undocumented workers: slavery.

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Texas Textbooks Caught Glossing Over The Horrors Of Slavery, Because Of Course They Did (VIDEO)

Texas Textbooks Caught Glossing Over The Horrors Of Slavery, Because Of Course They Did (VIDEO)

A Texas mother caught her son’s textbook misrepresenting slavery as simply a means of migration, and the publisher is going to do something about it… eventually.

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