Articles by: Lucius McMannis

Instead Of Helping The Homeless, Cop Dresses As Homeless Person To Write Tickets (VIDEO)

Instead Of Helping The Homeless, Cop Dresses As Homeless Person To Write Tickets (VIDEO)

There are thousands of homeless people on the street daily in Maryland, and these cops used a “homeless guy” disguise to raise some revenue, rather than help solve the problem.

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Hacktivist Group Anonymous Promises To De-Hood 1,000 KKK Members (SCREENSHOTS)

Hacktivist Group Anonymous Promises To De-Hood 1,000 KKK Members (SCREENSHOTS)

Anonymous has had just about enough of the Ku Klux Klan’s bullsh*t.

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Christian Parents Let Daughter Choose ‘Heaven’ Over Medicine So She Can Be With Angels

Christian Parents Let Daughter Choose ‘Heaven’ Over Medicine So She Can Be With Angels

Does a child have the ability to choose to die after her parents have promised her angels and Heaven?

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Don’t Look At Her Face And Raping Your Wife Is Just Awesome, Says Christian Website

Don’t Look At Her Face And Raping Your Wife Is Just Awesome, Says Christian Website

This Christian sex guru explains that it’s OK to rape your wife, but seeing the despair and hatred in her eyes is just a mood-killer (for you).

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Arkansas Hunter Shoots 10-Year-Old Boy On Football Field In ‘Hunting Accident’ (VIDEO)

Arkansas Hunter Shoots 10-Year-Old Boy On Football Field In ‘Hunting Accident’ (VIDEO)

A hunter has not been charged after irresponsibly shooting a pee-wee football player on the field.

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Drunk Mom Of The Year Falls Out Of Pickup Truck, Three-Year-Old Takes Over Driving

Drunk Mom Of The Year Falls Out Of Pickup Truck, Three-Year-Old Takes Over Driving

A “Mom of the Year” candidate got so drunk that she fell out of her pickup truck, leaving her three-year-old son to drive.

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Duggar Homeschool Program Sued For Sexually Abusing Minors, Because Of Course They Were

Duggar Homeschool Program Sued For Sexually Abusing Minors, Because Of Course They Were

Josh Duggar’s homeschool program was sued because of rampant and widespread sexual abuse of minors.

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Abortion Protester Who Wants To ‘Protect The Innocent’ Raped Family Member At Knifepoint

Abortion Protester Who Wants To ‘Protect The Innocent’ Raped Family Member At Knifepoint

He is required to register as a sex offender until well into Malia Obama’s second term as President.

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The Number Of Guns Owned By The Average Ammosexual Has Doubled Since 1994 — To EIGHT

Since 1994, there are now more guns in fewer hands than ever before.

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Road-Raging ‘Responsible Gun Owner’ Shoots, Kills Preschooler On New Mexico Freeway (VIDEO)

Road-Raging ‘Responsible Gun Owner’ Shoots, Kills Preschooler On New Mexico Freeway (VIDEO)

Another ammosexual with a gun and a god complex gunned down a child in cold blood during a road rage incident.

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Georgia Cop’s Daughter Shoots Self After ‘Responsible Gun Owner’ Leaves Gun On Bed (VIDEO)

Naturally, this was an “accident,” and no charges will be filed against the parents.

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Breaking News: Fox News Sources Say Biden Is Running For President

Breaking News: Fox News Sources Say Biden Is Running For President

According to Fox News, you should start buying your Joe Biden bumper stickers now.

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Donald Trump: There’s A ‘Good Chance’ I’d Have Stopped 9/11 Because I Hate Brown People (VIDEO)

Donald Trump: There’s A ‘Good Chance’ I’d Have Stopped 9/11 Because I Hate Brown People (VIDEO)

According to Donald Trump, his seething racism would have stopped 9/11 — seriously.

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KKK Member Harassed A Woman On Twitter, So Anonymous Killed Their Web Sites (SCREENSHOTS)

KKK Member Harassed A Woman On Twitter, So Anonymous Killed Their Web Sites (SCREENSHOTS)

A Klansman chose the wrong person to mess with — a liberal blogger who happens to be friends with some members of Anonymous.

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Florida SWAT Team Patiently Waits While Armed White Criminals Finish Having Sex (VIDEO)

Florida SWAT Team Patiently Waits While Armed White Criminals Finish Having Sex (VIDEO)

A white Florida couple made a SWAT team wait while they finished having sex, refusing to surrenderuntil the deed was done. Not one shot was fired, aside from the obvious “money shot.”

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Trump Assumes Asian-American Harvard Student Is From South Korea — He’s From Texas (VIDEO)

Trump Assumes Asian-American Harvard Student Is From South Korea — He’s From Texas (VIDEO)

Donald Trump had his own “Ching-Chong-Ding-Dong” moment when he assumed a Korean-American Harvard student was from South Korea.

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Bernie Sanders Says NO To Donation From ‘Poster Boy For Drug Company Greed’ Shkreli

Bernie Sanders Says NO To Donation From ‘Poster Boy For Drug Company Greed’ Shkreli

“Pharma Bro” Martin Shkreli tried to donate thousands to Bernie Sanders, but the 2016 Democratic hopeful told him where he could stick it — in a health clinic.

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Rand Paul Doesn’t Know His ‘Dumbass’ Livestream Is Live: ‘We Can Edit This, Right?’ (VIDEO)

Rand Paul Doesn’t Know His ‘Dumbass’ Livestream Is Live: ‘We Can Edit This, Right?’ (VIDEO)

Rand Paul accidentally forgot his live broadcast was live for a moment…oops!

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Trump Complains He Doesn’t Have Secret Service Protection…That He Hasn’t Requested

Trump Complains He Doesn’t Have Secret Service Protection…That He Hasn’t Requested

Donald Trump complained Tuesday that he doesn’t have Secret Service protection despite not qualifying for it and not requesting it.

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‘Not-Racists’ FURIOUS That MLK Memorial Will Be Built At ‘Confederate Mount Rushmore’  (SCREENSHOTS)

‘Not-Racists’ FURIOUS That MLK Memorial Will Be Built At ‘Confederate Mount Rushmore’ (SCREENSHOTS)

Conservatives are furious that a memorial to a black man might be placed alongside their heroes at “Confederate Mount Rushmore” — so furious that their “not-racist” sides are coming out to play.

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