Articles by: Walt Dismay

ZZzzz...I am not a number...ZZzzz...I am a free man...ZZzzz...Stop laughing at me...ZZzzz...

Justin’s Daily Sleepy Time Thought: 8-6-2011

In the Republican future, liberals will be conservatives who have finally noticed they’ve been enslaved.

by Walt Dismay· · News
People on unemployment make me sick! Can't they just work at Wal-Mart or something? Stop taking MY money!

Conservative Smackdown of the Day: 8-6-2011

Eric Cantor wants the unemployed to just go out and get jobs! Jobs that do not exist and he has no intention of creating.

by Walt Dismay· · News
ZZzzz...squeal piggy! squeal!...ZZzzz...did you just lose your super yacht? Awwwww...ZZzzz...I hope you don't need a bailout, cause THAT ain't happening again...ZZzzz...

Justin’s Daily Sleepy Time Thought: 8-5-2011

Wall St. gets bit by its own poisonous snake. How delicious!

by Walt Dismay· · News
Crappy grades in EVERY science class? That explains why he doesn't understand evolution or Climate Change...

Conservative Smackdown of the Day: 8-5-2011

It takes a special kind of imbecile to vote for someone so obviously incapable of running the country without any kind of deliberative thought or serious education.

by Walt Dismay· · News're HAPPY kids were killed?...ZZzzz...what the frakk is wrong with you?...ZZzzz...Why don't you visit Oslo and say that out loud you animal?...ZZzzz...

Sleepy Time Thought: 8-4-2011

Tonight’s Sleepy Time Thought is haunted by Right Wing depravity.

by Walt Dismay· · News
You know who else is yellow and wants to destroy us? THE GODLESS CHINESE!!

Fox & Friends Foolishly Slam SpongeBob SquarePants’ Climate Change Claim; Reveals Right’s Ridiculous Ravings

Fox and Friends take on the greatest threat to Western civilization EVER: SpongeBob SquarePants!!!!

by Walt Dismay· · News, Right-Wing Talking Points
Credit Obama? Hell no! Not in MY "unbiased" cartoons!

Conservative Smackdown of the Day: 8-4-2011

Who is today’s miserable excuse for a human being today?

by Walt Dismay· · News break it, you buy it...ZZzzz...austerity WASN'T your idea? Since when...ZZzzz...but you said cutting spending would fix everything...ZZzzz...

Sleepy Time Thought: 8-3-2011

Do liberals dream of emancipated sheep? 5000 nerd points to whoever gets the reference and posts it to my public page first.

by Walt Dismay· · News
Country before Party? Are you stupid? GOP 4ever!!!

Conservative Smackdown of the Day: 8-3-2011

Who is today’s Scumbag? Read on, to find out!

by Walt Dismay· · News
Go ahead, Fox. Tell her she deserved it. I DARE you.

Fox News Compares Helping Battered Women To Getting a Manicure

Fox hits a new low by complaining about paying for counseling for victims of domestic abuse. Seriously. They really did.

Me? Go to war? heh...hehehe...HA...AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Conservative Smackdown of the Day: 8-2-2011

Joe Lieberman, mighty warrior!

by Walt Dismay· · News
Oh GOP, you set the standard in crooked!

Conservative Smackdown of the Day: 8-1-2011

Arson and voter suppression; are there ANY lows conservatives won’t stoop to?

by Walt Dismay· · News
Treat women like cattle? How about we go for…Plan B? YEEEEEAAAHHHHHH!!!!!

Obama Gives The GOPs’ War on Women™ A Kick In The Groin

This here’s a little story. A story about women, the political party that hates them and the man who just slapped that party across the face.

by Walt Dismay· · News
Duuuhhhh...Lower taxes equals more revenue!!

Proof That The Tea Party Caucus Is Too Stupid To Do Their Job

Sometimes I’m surprised the Tea Party even knows which side of the aisle to sit on…

by Walt Dismay· · News
Buddy Christ says: GOP = SOL

A Prayer For The Success Of The Tea Party.

Please let the Tea Party win the battle for the soul of the GOP. I promise to eat my vegetables at dinner and brush my teeth every night, just let the crazy people take over the GOP!

by Walt Dismay· · Political Humor
Raise your hand if you want me to tell the GOP to go frack themselves!

Obama Must Resist GOP Economic Terrorism

The GOP is threatening to wreck the economy for political gain. Obama must hold firm or we’ll never climb out the hole they dug for us.

This is my concerned face. I only use it when rich people have to pay taxes. Won't anyone think of all those poor rich people?!

Cantor Sets A New Standard For The Word “Chutzpah”

Eric Cantor redefines conservative hypocrisy by whining about how much the GOP has to ‘sacrifice’ to even DISCUSS raising the debt ceiling.

by Walt Dismay· · News
Senator Mitch McConnell

Mitch McConnell: Hard At Work Putting Us Back Into Recession

It’s not that Republicans hate America, they just don’t give a damn about it.

Anthony Weiner resgning.

Anthony Weiner resgning.

Anthony Weiner will be announcing his resignation from congress today.

by Walt Dismay· · News
David Duke And The Problem With White Pride

David Duke And The Problem With White Pride

White Pride, white privilege, white prejudice and why it’s impossible to separate them..

by Walt Dismay· · Current Issues