Articles by: Walt Dismay

Corporate Shill Smackdown of the Day: 8-16-2011

Corporate Shill Smackdown of the Day: 8-16-2011

Like that drinkable tap water? Enjoy it while it lasts! Obama’s Energy Secretary threw us all under the bus!

by Walt Dismay· · News
Bachmann: Gay Families Not Real Families, Will Not Appoint Homosexuals To Her Cabinet

Bachmann: Gay Families Not Real Families, Will Not Appoint Homosexuals To Her Cabinet

Are you gay? Are you married? Do you have kids? Did you think you were a happy family? WRONG! Michelle Bachmann says you’re not. And you can’t work for her either! So there!

by Walt Dismay· · News, Right-Wing Talking Points
Justin’s Daily Sleepy Time Thought: 8-14-2011

Justin’s Daily Sleepy Time Thought: 8-14-2011

Today’s thought is brought to you by the stupid and uneducated: running for the GOP nomination since 2000!

by Walt Dismay· · News
Congratulations, you're scumbags!

Conservative Smackdown of the Day: 8-14-2011

San Francisco takes a nasty turn to the Dark Side of governmental censorship.

by Walt Dismay· · News
Texas Lets The Poor Burn To Keep The Rich Cool

Texas Lets The Poor Burn To Keep The Rich Cool

Texas to the poor: We need this money for the rich so it’s OK if you die from heat stroke. You don’t mind, right?

by Walt Dismay· · News
ZZzzz...Look at all the mud they're flinging!...ZZzzz...At each other!!...ZZzzz...Bunch of damn dirty Republicans!...ZZzzz...

Justin’s Daily Sleepy Time Thought: 8-12-2011

This Sleepy Time Thought is brought to you by the GOP campaign of 2012: “Obama sucks so you should vote for whoever we tell you to regardless of how much worse they’ll be!”

by Walt Dismay· · News
Why no, we CAN'T raise taxes! How will they be able to pay for my bonu...errrrr... campaign contrib...ummm...create jobs? Yeah, that's it! THAT'S the ticket!

Conservative Smackdown of the Day: 8-12-11

It’s not a flip-flop if you’re a Republican…

by Walt Dismay· · News
Go on! Shoo! Straights only!

A Republican Candidate That’s Gay? Fox News Says ‘No Way!!’

If you are easily offended by juvenile humor, do not read this article. If, however, you are totally FABULOUSSSSS then dive right in!

by Walt Dismay· · News
HAHA! You might have HIV now, rapist!

Another ‘I Hate Gays’ Republican Kicked Out Of The Closet

If we could turn Republican self-loathing into an energy source, we could run the country for a thousand years.

by Walt Dismay· · News, Right-Wing Talking Points
ZZzzz...NOW guns are illegal?!...ZZzzz...You said you weren't going to tax us!...ZZzzz...I can't vote because of a PARKING TICKET?!...ZZzzz...

Justin’s Daily Sleepy Time Thought: 8-10-2011

Musings on last night’s elections in Wisconsin and a less than optimistic outlook for the future.

by Walt Dismay· · News
The Pink Menace is upon us!! Who will save me from these indecent thoughts?!

Conservative Smackdown of the Day: 8-10-2011

Who is today’s homophobic winner of a smackdown? Read on to find out!

by Walt Dismay· · News
GOP Agenda Chart. Image from http://thinkprogress.org/politics/2010/10/10/123555/gop-against-nazis/

Defund Planned Parenthood? How About We Defund The Right Wing Agenda Instead?

The Right loves to legislate morality. LOVES IT! Well, let’s defund some actual immorality instead of their made up wedge issues.

Why let the little people decide their fate? The rich are so much better than they are!

Conservative Smackdown of the Day: 8-9-2011

Take away our right to vote? I think not!

by Walt Dismay· · News
For no damn reason at all!

Right Wing: Impeach Obama! Why? Because It Worked On Clinton!

The GOP is looking to redefine ‘frivolous lawsuit.’

by Walt Dismay· · News, Right-Wing Talking Points
I wonder if Dred Scott was happy to be a slave? I'm guessing not.

Michele Bachmann Supports View That Slavery Wasn’t So Bad After All

Michelle Bachmann endorses the view that slaves and their owners once worked together without hate because they all felt the love of Jesus. Wow.

by Walt Dismay· · News, Right-Wing Talking Points
ZZzzz...they're coming for you Walker...ZZzzz...how will you earn your blood money now, Scotty?...ZZzzz...ask not for whom the red balloon floats for it floats for thee...ZZzzz...

Justin’s Daily Sleepy Time Thought: 8-8-2011

Tonight’s Sleepy Time Thought is brought to you by Wisconsin kicking the GOP’s ass tomorrow.

by Walt Dismay· · News
Who needs clean air? I have Jesus as my copilot AND my asthma pump!

Conservative Smackdown of the Day: 8-8-2011

Awarded to Michelle Bachmann for perpetuating the Right’s ignorant crusade against the Environmental Protection Agency.

by Walt Dismay· · News
This old white man is REALLY gonna make this about Hillary's age??

Mitch McConnell: Economic Terrorist

Mitch McConnell is quite pleased with himself for helping to weaken American democracy. ‘Majority rules’ is for suckers if you’re a Republican.

by Walt Dismay· · Right-Wing Talking Points
ZZzzz...no, you may NOT put me on hold...ZZzzz...trust the stock market?...ZZzzz...Does the year 2008 not ring a bell with you?...ZZzzz...

Justin’s Daily Sleepy Time Thought: 8-7-2011

Another evil, horrible, greedy union fights for the rights of the working class to get a fair deal. When will the madness end?!

by Walt Dismay· · News
And maybe Sarah Palin could be Secretary of Defense. She can shoot moose from a helicopter don't ya know?

Conservative Smackdown of the Day: 8-7-2011

Mike Huckabee finds a way to out-stupid Sarah ‘refudiate’ Palin.

by Walt Dismay· · News