Articles by: Walt Dismay

ZZzzz...Smart Grid?...ZZzzz... More like Dumb Republicans...ZZzzz...No, Senator, I DON'T think a collapsed dam is like a water park ride!...ZZzzz...

Justin’s Daily Sleepy Time Thought: 8-28-2011

Tonight’s Thought is brought to by sitting in the dark in the most advanced country in the world.

by Walt Dismay· · News
It's a Democrat! It's a moderate! Hell no! It's Bernie Sanders!!

Liberal Hero of the Day: Bernie Sanders 8-28-2011

That’s right, Bernie! Force the Republicans to tell the country that they’ll cut Social Security before taxing the rich!

by Walt Dismay· · News
ZZzzz...

Justin’s Daily Sleepy Time Thought: 8-27-2011

Tonight’s Thought is brought to you by THE MOST DEVASTATING HURRICANE TO HIT NEW YORK IN OVER 20 YEARS!! WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!! But not really. We’ll be fine.

by Walt Dismay· · News
Hello! Have you accepted Christ into your life?

Conservative Smackdown of the Day: 8-27-2011

We’re not asking you to accept Jesus Christ, we’re TELLING you to accept Him!

by Walt Dismay· · News
ZZzzz...Yes, we're open today...ZZzzz...No, we're not lunatics...ZZzzz...Did you have a question, sir?...ZZzzz...No, I will not come pick you up to shop in my store...ZZzzz...

Justin’s Daily Sleepy Time Thought: 8-26-2011

Tonight’s Thought is brought to you by people helping people. An unknown concept to the Right Wing.

by Walt Dismay· · News
"They want a cup of water? Bah! Let them drink Starbuck's!"

Conservative Smackdown of the Day: 8-26-2011

Today’s Smackdown is brought to by the voice of the little people being ignored.

ZZzzz...Why should you have to pay for MY kid?...ZZzzz...I dunno, are you an island unto yourself?...ZZzzz...You ARE?...ZZzzz...Good! You just got voted off! Buh-bye!...ZZzzz...

Justin’s Daily Sleepy Time Thought: 8-25-2011

Tonight’s Thought is brought to you by conservative myopia.

by Walt Dismay· · News
Malkin's career will last exactly as long as she is pretty. Once those wrinkles set in, Fox will dump her faster than a story about a Right wing terrorist.

Conservative Smackdown of the Day: 8-25-2011

Today’s Smackdown is brought to by Obama’s temerity in treating other people like human beings. The nerve!!

by Walt Dismay· · News
ZZzzz...Am I babysitting?...ZZzzz...I dunno, are you brain damaged?...ZZzzz...Oh! Did that offend you?...ZZzzz...Join the club!...ZZzzz...

Justin’s Daily Sleepy Time Thought: 8-24-2011

Tonight’s Thought is brought to by stay at home fathers everywhere.

by Walt Dismay· · News
They could have sent Palin to shoot him from a helicopter.

Conservative Smackdown of the Day: 8-24-2011

Today’s Smackdown is brought to by (thank God he’s not) President John McCain.

by Walt Dismay· · News
ZZzzz...Oh noes! A quake!...ZZzzz...Why didn't Obama immediately rush back to DC?...ZZzzz...Because he's smarter than your average Republican...ZZzzz...

Justin’s Daily Sleepy Time Thought: 8-23-2011

Tonight’s Thought is brought to you by my quest to drive myself utterly insane!

by Walt Dismay· · News
It must be nice to have no conscience whatsoever. Like a serial killer!

Conservative Smackdown of the Day: 8-23-2011

When I was a teen, I was NOT worthless!

by Walt Dismay· · News
Shake. rattle and roll, baby!!!

A Little Earthquake Twitter Humor

Some funny tweets about the DC earthquake, in one easy-to-digest place with a few unposted ones.

by Walt Dismay· · News, Political Humor
Why should you be rewarded for being an asshole?

Illinois To Catholic Charities: Bigots Need Not Apply (For Government Funds)

Sometimes, breaking up is the hardest thing to do.

But...but...but...they might vote in their own best interests instead of for Republicans!

Conservative Smackdown of the Day: 8-21-2011

Today’s Smackdown is brought to you by Right Wing voter suppression.

by Walt Dismay· · News
ZZzzz...Oh, it's your WIFE'S company!...ZZzzz...Of course! No conflict at all!...ZZzzz...Why are you not in jail yet?...ZZzzz...

Justin’s Daily Sleepy Time Thought: 8-19-2011

To a conservative, no price is too high to punish the wicked but no price is acceptable to help the needy.

by Walt Dismay· · News
Even G.W. Bush must have SMHed himself at that one...

Conservative Smackdown of the Day: 8-19-2011

Today’s Smackdown is brought to you by the Soviet Union.

by Walt Dismay· · News
ZZzzz...is 70 a larger number than 225?...ZZzzz...No? Than Bush took more. STFU...ZZzzz...Polly want a cracker?...ZZzzz...

Justin’s Daily Sleepy Time Thought: 8-18-2011

Tonight’s Sleepy Time Thought is brought to you by Obama’s ‘excessive’ vacation time.

by Walt Dismay· · News
The stupid! It buuuurrrnnnnssss!

Conservative Smackdown of the Day: 8-18-2011

Today’s Smackdown is brought to you by the Theory of Evolution! “Evolution: Making monkeys out of the Right Wing for over a century.”

by Walt Dismay· · News
I don't have anything against black people, I just don't think I should have to eat with them in public places. Or use the same bathroom. Or the same water fountain. Or sit next to them on a bus.

Is Ron Paul A White Supremacist? Absolutely!

For some reason, people don’t want to admit that Ron Paul is a career racist. It’s time to get over it and embrace the reality that is Ron Paul: White Supremacist.

by Walt Dismay· · News, Right-Wing Talking Points