Articles by: Justin Acuff (Isaacs)

Congressman Suggests Having Pool Installed To Aid GOP’s Issa With Witch Hunts

Congressman Suggests Having Pool Installed To Aid GOP’s Issa With Witch Hunts

“We are picking winners and losers, when it is clearly obvious that witches can only be found by dunking them in water. If they float they’re a witch. If they don’t, installing a pool will allow us to retrieve the non-witch before he or she drowns.”

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Parents Who Locked Son In Car Trunk To Cure Fear Of Dark Given Probation, Custody

Apparently, during three separate trips to a nearby amusement park, the five-year-old was coaxed into the trunk with candy before being locked inside to face their fear of the dark.

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Wikipedia Edit From Congress Says Rumsfeld Is Alien Lizard That “Eats Mexican Babies”

Wikipedia Edit From Congress Says Rumsfeld Is Alien Lizard That “Eats Mexican Babies”

Rumsfeld may not be a lizard person, but he’s certainly a war criminal.

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Israel Calls Brazil “Diplomatic Dwarf” And Childishly Brings Up World Cup — Guess Why?

Israel Calls Brazil “Diplomatic Dwarf” And Childishly Brings Up World Cup — Guess Why?

Israel’s response has been strangely childish — they denounced Brazil as an economic power but “diplomatic dwarf” and even referenced the 7-1 loss to Germany in the semifinals of the World Cup.

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Billionaire Investor Says If Companies Move Offshore, He’s Selling Their Stock

Billionaire Investor Says If Companies Move Offshore, He’s Selling Their Stock

It’d be nice if every single investor in the United States did this.

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The ‘If Men Were Women’ Parody Every American Should See (VIDEO)

The ‘If Men Were Women’ Parody Every American Should See (VIDEO)

“You’re funny! It’s hard to find a dude that’s funny.” This video flips the sexist script in a hilarious — but pointed — way.

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Suicide Victim Dead For Weeks Mistaken For Mannequin And Thrown Away

Suicide Victim Dead For Weeks Mistaken For Mannequin And Thrown Away

A suicide victim that had been dead for several weeks was mistaken for a mannequin and taken to the dump by two men hired to clean out the home.

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Loaded Gun Found In Diaper Bag Left At Daycare Leads To Arrest

Loaded Gun Found In Diaper Bag Left At Daycare Leads To Arrest

Should we, as a society, hold “responsible gun owners” that irresponsibly have their weapons stolen from them partially responsible for crimes committed with those weapons?

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Man Arrested For Shoplifting Plays Harmless Prank On Cops, Gets Hit With Two Felonies

Think twice before using a jailhouse phone call to play a prank on the cops.

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FedEx Indicted On Federal Drug Trafficking And Conspiracy Charges

FedEx Indicted On Federal Drug Trafficking And Conspiracy Charges

A grand jury has indicted FedEx on federal charges of conspiracy to traffic in controlled substances.

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Israel Claims Hamas Violated Cease Fire, Moves Ground Forces Into Gaza

A five-hour ceasefire during the night was broken by rocket fire, and Israel is striking back, moving ground troops into the area in a major offensive.

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Over 100 Elected Republicans Endorse Democrat Governor Against GOP Incumbent

Kansas is a red state. In fact, Kansas is a very red state. So why is Republicans for Kansas Values endorsing a Democrat?

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NASA Scientists Make Bold Prediction About Alien Life (VIDEO)

John Grunsfeld says, “These are not just dreams, this is what we do at NASA.”

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Who Gets Shot In The United States? You May Be Surprised By The Answers

Whatever the solution, pressure can’t stop. The arms lobby is powerful, and Republicans have stalled action again and again. There has to be push back.

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Popular Central American Song Is Actually American Border Patrol Propaganda Made To Keep Immigrants Away

Popular Central American Song Is Actually American Border Patrol Propaganda Made To Keep Immigrants Away

The CPB has also recently unveiled a new, multi-million dollar “Dangers Awareness Campaign” that will include videos and billboards.

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This One Graph Shows Exactly How Well The Rich Are Winning The Class War (IMAGE)

This One Graph Shows Exactly How Well The Rich Are Winning The Class War (IMAGE)

Next time you hear someone say “the rich earned all their money,” call them on it.

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Picture Of Spielberg With Dead Triceratops Sparks Internet Outrage (IMAGES)

Picture Of Spielberg With Dead Triceratops Sparks Internet Outrage (IMAGES)

What do you think? Do you believe any of the commenters were serious?

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Deputy Shoots At Dog, Misses, Hits Ten-Year-Old Child

Deputy Shoots At Dog, Misses, Hits Ten-Year-Old Child

The shooting occurred while the police were looking for Christopher Barnett, aged 19, on suspicion of shooting an officer.

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White American Says Arabs Aren’t People, Claims Part Of North Africa As Kingdom

White American Says Arabs Aren’t People, Claims Part Of North Africa As Kingdom

He’s declared himself king of a region between Egypt and Sudan.

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Red State Economic Strategies Are Failing — Cutting Taxes Isn’t Helping Growth

Red State Economic Strategies Are Failing — Cutting Taxes Isn’t Helping Growth

Republicans advertise cutting taxes for growth, but the truth is that there doesn’t seem to be correlation.

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