Articles by: Andrew

Trump Vows To Save America From ‘Curse’ Of Functional Health Care System

Trump Vows To Save America From ‘Curse’ Of Functional Health Care System

We need a hero (and it’s not this assh*le).

by Andrew· · Current Issues, News
Chainsaw MASS-acre: This Nun Is Doing More For Irma Victims Than Leather-Face Trump

Chainsaw MASS-acre: This Nun Is Doing More For Irma Victims Than Leather-Face Trump

On Tuesday afternoon, Miami-Dade Police tweeted a picture and an amazing video of one Sister Margaret Ann helping with cleanup from Hurricane Irma. Despite wearing some questionably suitable clothing for operating heavy equipment, the nun from Archbishop Coleman F. Carroll High School in the Miami suburb of West Kendall, Florida […]

by Andrew· · Current Issues, News, Political Humor
Never Forget: Donald Trump Bragged About Having The Tallest Building In Manhattan After 9/11

Never Forget: Donald Trump Bragged About Having The Tallest Building In Manhattan After 9/11

In New York on that day, Donald Trump was only concerned with one thing.

by Andrew· · Current Issues, Historical Information, News
Florida GOP Official Tried To Murder A Teen With A Claw Hammer, Refuses To Resign

Florida GOP Official Tried To Murder A Teen With A Claw Hammer, Refuses To Resign

Filed under ‘We Wish We Were Kidding.’

by Andrew· · Current Issues, News
Trump Junior TOTALLY Staged This Awkward Photo For The NYT, And Twitter Loves It

Trump Junior TOTALLY Staged This Awkward Photo For The NYT, And Twitter Loves It

Sometimes a photo is worth even more than a thousand words.

by Andrew· · Current Issues, News, Political Humor
Equifax Is Tricking Consumers Into Waiving Their Right To Sue Over Data Breach

Equifax Is Tricking Consumers Into Waiving Their Right To Sue Over Data Breach

It’s up to you to make sure Equifax doesn’t screw you TWICE with their own data breach. Here’s how they’re doing it.

by Andrew· · Current Issues, News
Five ‘All American’ Football Players Booted From Team With Black QB After KKK Display

Five ‘All American’ Football Players Booted From Team With Black QB After KKK Display

Look at that face. That is not the face of a 16-year old who understands why his friends would burn a cross.

by Andrew· · Current Issues, News
Vegas Cops Take Cheap Shot At Michael Bennett, Say ‘Hiding’ During Shooting Is Probable Cause

Vegas Cops Take Cheap Shot At Michael Bennett, Say ‘Hiding’ During Shooting Is Probable Cause

Maybe Las Vegas should wait until the Raiders move in before they start going after football players, because they’re taking a gamble on Mike Bennett.

by Andrew· · Current Issues, News
WASHINGTON, DC - SEPTEMBER 07:  (AFP OUT) U.S. President Donald Trump meets with Amir Sabah al-Ahmed al-Jaber al-Sabah of Kuwait in the Oval Office of The White House  September 7, 2017 in Washington, DC. The two leaders are scheduled to conduct a joint news conference, following meetings and a working luncheon.  (Photo by Chris Kleponis-Pool/Getty Images)

Trump Just Accidentally Admitted Climate Change Is Real (VIDEO)

He let it slip that he might actually believe in science.

by Andrew· · Current Issues, News
JERSEY CITY, NJ - JANUARY 30:  Michael Bennett #72 of the Seattle Seahawks addresses the media during Super Bowl XLVIII media availability at the Westin Hotel January 30, 2014 in Jersey City, New Jersey. The Denver Broncos and Seattle Seahawks will meet in Super Bowl XLVIII at Metlife Stadium on February 2, 2014.  (Photo by Elsa/Getty Images)

Seahawks Star Has Even MORE To Protest Before Games After Police Brutality In Vegas

Michael Bennett is not taking this sitting down.

by Andrew· · Current Issues, News
Airlines Immune From Price Gouging Laws In Florida, Royally Screwing Evacuees

Airlines Immune From Price Gouging Laws In Florida, Royally Screwing Evacuees

The skies aren’t so friendly when it costs a fortune to use them.

by Andrew· · Current Issues, News
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AG Sessions Persuaded Trump To End DACA, Then Race-Baited His Way Through The Speech That Killed It

Jeff Sessions wanted DACA gone, and he got what he wanted.

WASHINGTON, DC - JANUARY 20:  Former U.S. President Barack Obama (R) congratulates U.S. President Donald Trump after he took the oath of office on the West Front of the U.S. Capitol on January 20, 2017 in Washington, DC. In today's inauguration ceremony Donald J. Trump becomes the 45th president of the United States.  (Photo by Chip Somodevilla/Getty Images)

Trump ‘Cherished’ Letter Obama Left Him When He Took Over, Then Did The Opposite Of What It Said

If only it had been a set of rules.

by Andrew· · News
Trump’s Involvement In Houston Chemical Plant Explosion Will Set Your Hair On Fire

Trump’s Involvement In Houston Chemical Plant Explosion Will Set Your Hair On Fire

He might as well have lit the match!

SPRINGFIELD, MO - AUGUST 30: U.S. President Donald Trump arrives to give remarks during an appearance at the Loren Cook Company on August 30, 2017 in Springfield Missouri. President Trump gave remarks on his plan on tax reforms. (Photo by Michael B. Thomas/Getty Images)

Enough About Texas, Let’s Talk Taxes: Trump’s Priorities Shift To Breaks For The Rich

We can’t believe he even stayed focused on the hurricane as long as he did.

Sicko In Texas Wants To Make A Buck Off Harvey Disaster, And It Might Land Her In Hot Water

Sicko In Texas Wants To Make A Buck Off Harvey Disaster, And It Might Land Her In Hot Water

This will absolutely infuriate you.

Even Back In 1993, Donald Trump Was Getting Shut Down With His Nazi Bullsh*t

Even Back In 1993, Donald Trump Was Getting Shut Down With His Nazi Bullsh*t

Donald Trump has been a total dick for a long, long time.

The Nickname White House Aides Have For Ivanka Is Going To Seriously Piss Off America

The Nickname White House Aides Have For Ivanka Is Going To Seriously Piss Off America

This should even piss off Trump fans — but it won’t. They might even like it.

Even As Trump Rips Their Country On Twitter, Mexico Offers Help With Hurricane Harvey

Even As Trump Rips Their Country On Twitter, Mexico Offers Help With Hurricane Harvey

Despite Trump’s bluster, Mexico still wants to help their neighbors.

Trump Tried To Distance Himself From His ‘Senior Advisor’ Who Promised Russia Would Help Get Him Elected

Trump Tried To Distance Himself From His ‘Senior Advisor’ Who Promised Russia Would Help Get Him Elected

Life comes at you fast when you’re in bed with criminals.