Trump Wakes Up And Explodes Over Nothingburger IG Report FOR SOME REASON

Donald Trump is not having a good week. For one, the New York state attorney general is suing Trump and his three eldest children for operating an alleged sham charity, which is reminiscent of his scammy University, the latter of which he was also sued for. Then, the U.S. Justice Department’s internal watchdog released a highly anticipated report on Thursday, which happened to be on Trump’s birthday, on the FBI’s handling of the Hillary Clinton email probe and it turned out to be a nothingburger.

The report states, in part: “We found no evidence that the conclusions by Department prosecutors were affected by bias or other improper considerations; rather, we determined that they were based on the prosecutors’ assessment of the facts, the law, and past Department practice.” Although former James Comey was found to have been insubordinate in the Clinton probe, he did not act with political bias. Still, Trump thinks he really has something there so he sent out a series of mean-girl tweets on Friday morning. This, by the way, is likely a diversion because Paul Manafort and/or Michael Cohen could get arrested today. Just a hunch.

Yes, we all thought we could ‘stop’ Trump from getting into office by voting but of course, conservatives see that as a conspiracy.

It’s only a matter of time before Trump lashes out at FBI Director Christopher Wray, too.

Oh dear Lord…

He just can’t keep President Obama’s name out of his anus-shaped mouth.

Will someone please tell them that Hillary is not the president? Trump retweeted quite a few Fox & Friends’ segments.

With Fox & Friends’ help, Trump is trying to discredit special counsel Robert Mueller.

Wrong again but at least he’s consistent. Trump told NBC News’ Lester Holt that he fired his FBI director because of “this Russia thing.” And a year ago, Trump met with Russian officials at the White House and told them that firing ‘nut job’ James Comey helped to ease pressure from the Russia investigation.

I’m going to try to translate his tweets this morning. Another shoe is about to drop and the former reality show star is freaking out. You’re welcome!

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