Republicans Now Blaming School Shootings On Something Dumber Than Video Games

Republicans are stupid and delusional. This is not opinion; this is fact. These are people who think sea level rise is caused by rocks falling into the ocean, that trickle-down economics works, and that God wants Donald Trump to be President.

They also have some dumbass ideas about gun violence. According to the GOP and their NRA puppetmasters, gun violence is caused not by the easy availability of weapons that can mow down a crowd in second or by a lack of laws to control this growing issue. In fact, they have decided to change the narrative from blaming “mental illness” and “video games” altogether apparently because even those aren’t dumb enough scapegoats to satisfy them anymore.

So what is the problem now? The mass proliferation of doors.

Texas Lieutenant Governor Dan Patrick informed a crowd after our latest school shooting at Santa Fe High School, which left ten dead and another ten injured, that the real problem in America is that there are just too many gat-durned doors just lying around schools for the shooter, a Neo-Nazi who is a fan of Donald Trump, to use.

“We may have to look at the design of our schools moving forward and retrofitting schools that are already built. There are too many entrances and too many exits”, Dan Patrick said during a press conference, adding that “maybe we need to look at limiting the entrances and exits into our schools so that we can have law enforcement looking at the people who are coming.”

So much for fire exits, right? In any case, the merchandising possibilities are endless. Can’t you just see the t-shirts?


“Guns don’t kill people. Doors kill people.”

Patrick, of course, misses the fact that if you take all the doors away, only criminals will have doors.

Watch this dumbass say dumb things below: