BREAKING: Trump Fed Russians A Prepared Statement About Trump Tower Meeting

You know how Trump has been ALLCAPS rage-tweeting the words “NO COLLUSION” over and over for months? Yeah…about that…

On Wednesday, the Senate Judiciary Committee released a whopping 2,500 pages of testimony with Trump Jr. and others who met with a “Russian government attorney” at Trump Tower in 2016 (a meeting even Trump loyalist Steve Bannon called “treasonous”) to discuss damaging information on Hillary Clinton — and the documents reveal that there was, indeed, collusion to the point that Trump’s people told the Russians involved exactly what to say to the press.

“Please consider the following as a statement,”  Trump Organization attorney Alan Futerfas said to British publicist Rob Goldstone, who arranged the meeting. “Please note that there will always be potential follow-up questions to any statement but if you feel comfortable with this statement and are comfortable saying nothing more, at least for the time being, that would be our preference. Again, any statement should be accurate as to your very best recollection.”

And Goldstone forwarded the email to Ike Kaveladze, one of Russian oligarch Aras Agalarov’s executives with the subject line, “Here is statement by Trump lawyers which they have asked me to release.”

“The Committee’s staff interviews reveal that top Trump campaign officials were frustrated and angry that the meeting did not produce enough damaging information on their opponent,” Democratic senators on the judiciary committee said in a statement after the documents were released. “Their efforts to conceal the meeting and its true purpose are consistent with a larger pattern of false statements about the Trump campaign’s relationship with Russia.”

In addition, the documents reveal that Trump Jr. “couldn’t remember” more than 104 very important things no sane person would forget — like with whom at a blocked number he spoke directly after the meeting (his father has a blocked number and tweeted about Hillary’s emails directly following the meeting).

Seriously, his memory is absolutely terrible when it’s convenient for him:

He did seemingly admit that his father had a hand in drafting the statement lying to Americans about the meeting though:

As we wait for more information, one thing is for certain: Trump is shaking in his boots right now.