Conservative Gubernatorial Candidate’s Campaign Ad Highlights The Dangers Of Inbreeding

Holy hell, conservatives are stupid. Need proof? Just look at “politically incorrect” Georgia right-winger Brian Kemp’s campaign ad for governor.

“I’m Brian Kemp,” he introduces himself. “I’m so conservative I blow up government spending.” To emphasize this point (and perhaps to let us know that his family tree forks less than a spoon), he has his crew set off an explosion in the background.

“I own guns that no one’s taking away,” he says as he cocks a shotgun with a look on his face that screams “incest is normal in my family.”

“My chainsaw’s ready to rip up some regulations,” he adds. Yes, chainsaw. He thinks you “rip up” regulations with a chainsaw.

“I got a big truck just in case I need to round up criminal illegals and take ’em home myself,” he says while sitting in his shitty truck. “Yup, I just said that.”

“If you want a politically incorrect conservative,” that’s me he concludes.

No, this isn’t satire. The line between that and reality has blurred in American conservative politics to the point that the two are virtually indistinguishable from one another.

So Conservative

If you want a politically incorrect conservative with a track record of fighting and winning for our values, then stand with me: http://www.kempforgovernor.comIf you are looking for a career politician who will bow to the special interests and compromise with the left, there are other candidates for governor on the ballot.

Posted by Brian Kemp on Wednesday, May 9, 2018

Naturally, reasonable people stopped by to laugh at this dumbass:

In another video, he demonstrates his love of the Second Amendment by pointing his gun at a kid (it’s worth noting that he regularly boasts about his “A” rating from the NRA):

Jake

I'm a conservative businessman with a 4-Point Plan to put hardworking Georgians first. I'm also the proud father of three teenage girls. Here's the thing: If you want to date one of my daughters, you better have respect for women and a healthy appreciation for the 2nd Amendment. #gapol

Posted by Brian Kemp on Friday, April 27, 2018

It’s time we stop coddling these idiots and admit