George Zimmerman Just Got Hit With Even More Legal Problems

Remember when right-wing hero George Zimmerman’s popularity skyrocketed after he stalked and murdered unarmed black teenager Trayvon Martin then further cemented conservatives’ love by smacking multiple women around? Well, that wacky Georgie is up to his old tricks again!

Zimmerman was just charged with yet another crime. No, he didn’t throw another wine bottle at a woman’s head and terrify her into recanting. This time, he stalked a private investigator.

According to the legal complaint, Zimmerman “did willfully, maliciously, and repeatedly follow, harass, or cyberstalk” Dennis Albert Warren — completely within the character of a guy who once got punched in the face for bragging about murdering Trayvon Martin and who has on multiple occasions tried to sell the murder weapon.

“Dennis is a (expletive) who bothered my uncle in his home. Local or former law officer, he’s well on his way to the inside of a gator as well. 10-4?” Zimmerman texted the producer of a documentary about Martin’s short life who had hired Warren to gather information on the Right’s favorite murderer. Zimmerman called Warren a total of 21 times, sent 38 text messages, and left 7 voicemails in a single two-hour period.

Warren asked Zimmerman to stop, but his reply was less than cooperative: “Text me again. I’ll show up at your home you (expletive).”

Zimmerman also forwarded to Warren an interview in which he both bragged about murdering Martin and threatened anyone who irritates him or his family: “I know how to handle people who f*ck with me, I have since February of 2012. Anyone who f*cks with my parents will be fed to an alligator.”

Will the Right stop worshipping Zimmerman? Of course not — they’re hooked. He managed to do something they only dream of doing and get away with it.