Trump Gets WRECKED After His Most Delusional, Insane Tweet Yet

Holy fuckballs, Donald Trump is stupid. On Wednesday, President Stable Genius managed to include “no Collusion”, “no Obstruction of Justice”, amd “Witch Hunt” in a single tweet rather than the usual string of mindless drivel he usually spews out during his morning dookie.

“There was no Collusion (it is a Hoax) and there is no Obstruction of Justice (that is a setup & trap),” The Donald said in his Oddly Capitalized, raving Tweetfest. “What there is is Negotiations going on with North Korea over Nuclear War, Negotiations going on with China over Trade Deficits, Negotiations on NAFTA, and much more. Witch Hunt!”

So, let’s get this straight: collusion is a “hoax” despite numerous guilty pleas and indictments of his associates, obstruction of justice (which is his normal thing) is a “setup,” yet he insists he hasn’t obstructed justice (but wouldn’t have to worry about a “trap” unless he was). It’s exactly the sort of convoluted bullshit that makes a normal, rational human being’s brain hurt. Sounds like a total “witch hunt,” right?

Fortunately, Americans aren’t buying into his crap any more than they normally do:

Recently, someone (even Fox News admits it was probably Trump or one of his associates) leaked a shitton of questions Mueller wants to ask The Donald. As he feels the pressure of the investigation, we can expect him to become crazier and more obsessed — just like Nixon. Fortunately, his “presidency” will end in a similar manner.