Michelle Wolf Just Smacked Sarah Sanders So Hard Her Eyes Evened Out

Holy fucking shit the White House Correspondents’ Dinner was lit this year — and the main attraction was comedienne Michelle Wolf, whose routine nuked a number of targets. But the absolute best part of her performance zeroed in on White House Propaganda Minister Sarah Huckabee Sanders.

“I’m a little starstruck,” Wolf began. “I love you as Aunt Lydia in The Handmaid’s Tale.

“I actually, really like Sarah. I think she’s very resourceful,” Wolf continued. “She burns facts and then she uses that ash to create a perfect smoky eye. Maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s lies. It’s probably lies.” While some have accused her of attacking Sanders’ appearance, this is a reference to a makeup technique and perhaps the only compliment Sanders will ever receive.

“I’m never really sure what to call Sarah Huckabee Sanders,” Wolf continued. “Is it Sarah Sanders? Is it Sarah Huckabee Sanders? Is it Cousin Huckabee? Is it Auntie Huckabee Sanders? Like, what’s Uncle Tom but for white women who disappoint other white women?”

It’s a well-known fact that jokes don’t translate well in print, so you should probably just watch her fuck Sarah’s day up here:

Sanders was clearly not very amused at all:

But Wolf wasn’t done when she put down the mic. Former White House liar Sean Spicer poked his head out of the bushes to call the night a “disgrace,” but Wolf was sure to let him know that coming from him that sort of statement is a compliment:

You can watch the full performance here: