Trump Fans Diamond And Silk Just Lied Under Oath In Insane House Hearing

Trump’s token black people — diabolically stupid YouTube disasters Diamond and Silk — just fucked up big time while testifying before Congress.

Lynette Hardaway — “Diamond” — was busted perjuring herself when she really had no reason to do so after Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee asked if they had ever received payments from the Trump campaign.

“No, we have never been paid by the Trump campaign,” she assured the Congresswoman.

“You have never been paid by the Trump campaign?” Lee asked again.

“We have never been paid by the Trump campaign!” Diamond replied angrily.

“Not $5, not $100?” Lee continued. “Not $1,274.94?”

“We have never been paid!” Hardaway screeched.

$1,274.94 is a pretty important number, because that’s exactly how much the duo was paid by the Trump campaign according to a Federal Elections Commission filing from…the Trump campaign for “field consulting” work.

Democratic Rep. Hakeem Jeffries later confronted Diamond with some pretty uncomfortable truths about lying to Congress, but things just got zanier at that point.

“Are you aware that your testimony today is under oath, subject to art penalty of perjury?” Jeffries asked the duo, who replied that they are aware that is the case. But they say that the FEC filing is “fake news.” The Hill’s Will Sommer gives us the rundown via Twitter:

If this seems stupid and ridiculous to you, you’re not alone. When it was Democratic Rep. Ted Lieu’s turn to talk, he pointed out that “This is a stupid and ridiculous hearing.”

It’s unclear if they will be charged, but we can pretty much assume they won’t.

Watch the Trump Train wreck below: