White Supremacist Cries, Goes Home After Group Co-Founder Kicks His Ass And F*cks His Wife

Everyone, brace yourselves: another of Donald Trump’s snowflakey “very fine people” is sad right now after one of his fellow racist pieces of sh*t  totally cucked him and kicked his ass.

The Southern Poverty Law Center reports that the leader of the Traditionalist Worker Party, a Nazi group, was arrested for battery in Paoli, Indiana after “a bizarre sequence of events involving Heimbach having an affair with his chief spokesman’s wife.”

According to the cops, Matthew Heimbach was having an affair with the wife of his spokesman Matt Parrott. After Parrott confronted Heimbach, the group leader beat the living fuck out of him — and in what seems to be a right-wing tradition, also attacked his wife, who joined Parrott in confronting him.

“He grabbed and injured my hand after I poked his chest then choked me out with his arm,” Parrott told police, adding that Heimbach also choked him. “Then he chased me to my home and did it again.”

Apparently the beating was so terrifying that Parrott has decided not to be a member of hate groups anymore.

“I’m done. I’m out,” Parrott told The SPLC Tuesday. “SPLC has won. Matt Parrott is out of the game. Y’all have a nice life.”

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Heimbach posted $1,000 bond and was released Tuesday, but his troubles are not over. The SPLC notes that because of his latest arrest, he now may go to prison for an assault on a protester at a Donald Trump rally in 2016.

Heimbach was fined $145 at the time and sentenced to 90 days in jail. The sentence was suspended as long as he avoided trouble again for two years — but unfortunately (for him; we’re laughing our asses off over here), he couldn’t manage that. A federal lawsuit against Heimbach and Trump stemming from the incident is currently pending.

This is just beautiful: not only is a white supremacist leader probably going to be locked up for being a violent piece of covfefe, but one of his now-former allies totally got cucked.

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