Trump White House Staffer Whines That Liberal Women Refuse To Date Him For Some Reason

As Hillary Clinton pointed out, Donald Trump’s supporters are “deplorable” and “irredeemable.” They fight to deny women the right to choose what to do with their own bodies, they march with (and are) white supremacists who think the Caucasian race is being systematically exterminated, they want to ban all Muslims from the country, and they want to build a wall to keep brown people from crossing the border. They’re racist. They’re homophobic. They’re misogynists. They’re everything that decent people despise.

Now they’re sad that liberal women want nothing to do with them.

The Washingtonian talked with multiple D.C. conservatives who even blame the fact that they’re 100% undateable on liberals, and they’re really really sad about their MAGA-driven “dry spells.”

According to a recent Time Out ranking, Washington has the most active singles on dating apps — which is bad for Trump fans, as they’re just finding out about this new thing called Google that lets you look stuff up (pity they don’t apply that to their readings of the news).

“A lot of times you’ll connect with someone [on an app] and they’ll Google you, find out you worked for Trump’s campaign, and then it’s pretty much all downhill from there,” a Trump administration official whined to the Washingtonian.

“The political divide has gotten so wide that a lot of younger liberals don’t have any interest in meeting conservatives,” a reporter for a conservative media company told the publication, who added that he goes out of his way to deceive liberal women into meeting him by not mentioning his employer or political beliefs.

“The policies and these things that are attached to the right whether or not you’re a supporter of Trump have been pre-supposed on you, and it’s like a black mark,” another conservative reporter at the same outlet says, adding that he once managed to somehow convince a nice lady to come home with him — but once she saw books written by people who regularly spew hate speech, she had a change of heart.

“She was like, ‘Oh no. First question: Did you vote for Trump?’,” the reporter says. He told her no, but that he was conservative. “She was like ‘I have to get out of here. I can’t see you,’ and left.”

“I feel like they look at me and are like, here’s a tall white dude with brown hair wearing loafers, and he probably has a picture of Reagan and the NRA in his bedroom or something,” one of the reporters from the conservative media company complained. “I just think they have a very hyperbolic view of what a conservative is.”

These fine upstanding citizens say that their conservative beliefs are the reason they can’t get any action but according to liberals to whom the Washingtonian spoke, they’re just terrible and delusional.

“If you’re dating someone and they say ‘I think we should have lower marginal tax rates,’ that’s different than dating someone who doesn’t think a woman should have a right to terminate an unwanted pregnancy,” says a woman who works at a progressive nonprofit. “There’s a spectrum there.” Most progressive women to whom the Washingtonian spoke says they observe profiles for “tells” that someone is godawful — like MAGA hats and photos that show that they fetishize rather than love America.

“We had a really nice time, but at the end of the date, he told me he didn’t believe in global warming,” a former Obama White House staffer who actually decided to go out with a Republican says. “I started laughing, because I’m from Colorado and didn’t realize people actually didn’t believe in global warming. But he was serious.” Unsurprisingly, she opted not to see him again.

While some are able to make cross-political dating work, the overwhelming sentiment from women seems to be that if you embrace terrible “values” you’re probably a terrible person and should be avoided at all costs.

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