HOLY F*CKING SHIT: Trump Announces He Intends To Be ‘President For Life’ In Private Speech

Donald Trump has finally reached the point that he’s not even hiding his true intentions anymore. While he used to deny being a fascist, he saw what just happened in China and announced he wants to do it too — and by “what happened in China,” we mean President Xi effectively making himself President for life by abolishing term limits.

This is something a person who believes in democracy would condemn, but Trump? Well, he just thinks the idea is so nifty he wants to try it.

“He’s now president for life. President for life. No, he’s great,” Trump said in closed-door remarks at the Mar-a-Lago ballroom that were obtained by CNN. “And look, he was able to do that. I think it’s great. Maybe we’ll have to give that a shot some day.”

And the crowd went wild.

So let’s get this straight: Trump thinks being “President for Life” is a good thing. He regularly attacks judges who disagree with his fascist policies. He refers to unfriendly media as Lügenpresse FAKE NEWS (just like Hitler did).

If it waddles like a big orange fascist duck and it talks like a bit orange fascist duck, it’s probably a big orange fascist duck.

Naturally, Fox News says he’s joking:

So Trump’s supporters say it’s a joke? They’ve said that about every other horrible idea he’s eventually tried too. In any case, Imagine if Obama had expressed a desire to strike term limits from the Constitution so he could be in power forever.

Robert Mueller needs to hurry up with his investigation. Trump deserves to “serve for life” — but not in the way he wants.

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