Paul Ryan Gets TRASHED After Bragging That A Secretary Makes ‘$1.50 A Week’ More Thanks To GOP Tax Plan

You guys, the GOP tax bill rescued America and Paul Ryan took a break from deeply inhaling from a jar containing Trump’s farts to tell us all about it!

“A secretary at a public high school in Lancaster, PA, said she was pleasantly surprised her pay went up $1.50 a week … she said [that] will more than cover her Costco membership for the year,” Ryan tweeted Saturday morning as he attempted to show that the GOP tax scam isn’t a scam.

But this luxurious Costco membership is just the tip of the iceberg.

“I have heard time and again that the middle class is getting crumbs, but I’ll take it!”  Wayne Crumb told the Associated Press via email, adding that the extra $200 he received will “help offset a $300 increase” to his health insurance costs.

Another couple says they received $200 extra in their paychecks combined, which they apparently think will cover the cost of a new baby that is on the way.

Overall, middle-class Americans are expected to receive a whopping 1.6 percent increase to their take home pay according to the Tax Policy Center.

Meanwhile, corporations received a bunch of massive tax cuts that amount to a massive gift from Donald Trump to himself.

Fortunately, Americans in general aren’t stupid:

Observing celebratory reactions to these breadcrumbs Republicans accidentally left for average Americans in their massive gift to themselves and their donors allows one to fully assess the level of stupidity we’re dealing with here.

No reasonable person would celebrate pocket change they find on the ground. They pick it up, sure, but it’s not exactly life-changing.

Paul Ryan deleted his tweet after he became the subject of public mockery.

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