President Lazy Pants Admits He Tweets From Bed During Batsh-t Crazy Interview

Donald Trump was interviewed by Piers Morgan and it went about as well as you’d expect. For some reason, Morgan said that Trump “doesn’t mind criticism — as long as it’s fair.” Trump cannot handle any sort of criticism, though.

Trump was asked by Morgan about whether he tweeted from bed with his phone and the so-called president said, “Well perhaps sometimes in bed, perhaps sometimes at breakfast or lunch or whatever, but generally speak during the early morning or the evening…I am very busy during the day.” Trump also claimed that he is “very popular” in the United Kingdom (he’s not popular in the U.K.).

Trump, the man accused of sexual misconduct by 19 women, said that he’s not a feminist.

On climate change, President Stable Genius doesn’t know the difference between average temperatures and weather.

Trump said that polar ice caps have hit “a record level.”

“The ice caps were going to melt, they were going to be gone by now, but now they’re setting records. They’re at a record level,” Trump said.

“I mean, look, it used to not be climate change. It used to be global warming. That wasn’t working too well because it was getting too cold all over the place,” Trump said.

President Big Mac eats ‘fine good.’

Morgan pointed out that Trump is pictured eating a lot of hamburgers.

“I eat fine food, some of the finest chefs in the world,” Trump said. “I think I actually eat quite well.”

Trump has admitted that he doesn’t know who Labour Party leader Jeremy Corbyn is.

As Piers Morgan listed opposition politicians who don’t like him, saying “Jeremy Corbyn” Trump said, “I don’t know him.”

Morgan then added London Mayor “Sadiq Khan,” and again Trump said, “I don’t know the man.”

Trump on mass shootings.

Trump said that the Las Vegas shooter was going to kill people whether he had guns or not. “If he didn’t have 55 guns he would have 55 bombs,” he said.

Trump does not know how to apologize.

Trump said that he “would certainly apologize if you wanted me to do that” after he retweeted from a radical extremist group in the U.K. Morgan thanked him even though Trump did not actually apologize.

Trump and the popular vote. 

Trump said he “would love to do a popular vote,” which is interesting since he lost the popular vote. Trump also bragged about the size of his rallies.

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