Conservative Snowflakes Triggered By Hillary Clinton’s Reading Of ‘Fire And Fury’

Hillary Clinton made a surprise “appearance” at the Grammy Awards Sunday night in a pretaped reading of what is surely Donald Trump’s least favoritest book in the whole wide world: Michael Wolff’s “Fire and Fury.”

Clinton’s face was covered when she began her reading, but as she spoke she lowered the book to reveal her face, drawing cheer from the audience.

“He had a longtime fear of being poisoned. One reason why he liked to eat at McDonalds,” Clinton read. “No one knew he was coming and the food was safely pre-made.”

Trump peon Nikki Haley fired off an angry tweet after she was triggered by the performance. But at least we can appreciate that her whole night was ruined by this:

Trump Jr. is also sad:

Naturally, The Basket of Snowflakes is also triggered:

As the Stupid Part of America melts down, “Fire and Fury,” which has sold more than 1,7 million copies, remains at the top of Amazon’s Best Seller list — right above “The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F*ck.”