Trump Guest ‘Traumatized’ After Having To Use Plastic Spoons For Caviar

UPDATE: The victim of this horrific injustice has edited her Instagram post clarified that she went through this terrible ordeal at the Mar-a-Lago’s restaurant rather than at the event. 

Thoughts and prayers, sister.


You know how Trump likes to say that he is the President of “average Joes” across the country?  Well, that might be true — after all, he serves caviar with plastic spoons just like the rest of us.

As you’re probably aware, Trump bemoaned the fact that the government shutdown he and his party caused made him have to miss his big election anniversary extravaganza at the Mar-a-Lago.

While his sons Don Jr. and Eric filled in for him, Trump’s guests were less than pleased with their $100k-$250k price of admission because they’re spoiled rich jerks.

“I hate to do this, but this is a total disgrace, shame on Mar-a-Lago, you can’t serve caviar with plastic spoons!” a horrified guest posted on Instagram. “Please offer your caviar with mother of pearl spoons and dishes.”

“Wait until you see the accompaniments,” the guest wrote, adding that she is still “traumatized.”

You ready to see these “horrific” accompaniments? Of course you are:

Before you assume that Trump’s supporters are spoiled rich jackasses, put yourself in their shoes for a moment: when you eat caviar, don’t you want your blini and mini-toasts to be top tier? What is this, Communist China? Worse yet, they probably used sour cream instead of crème fraiche.

It’s strange that anyone would want to eat the food at the “Winter White House” to begin with, as the Mar-a-Lago kitchen was recently cited for multiple violations, including expired curry, warm milk, raw fish for sushi that had not undergone parasite destruction, and storing hot dogs on the floor, and more.

It is unclear if the Caviar, like Trump’s masters, was Russian.

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