You Have To See How Action Hero Donald Trump Would’ve Totally Killed The Paris Terrorists (VIDEO)

Who knew that Donald Trump was, in addition to being an insufferable wad of dicks, a Jason Bourne action star who could take out marauding terrorists with his trusty ankle gun? He’s not, really, but he seems to think he is — and, naturally, his disciples believe every word.

The GOP frontrunner spoke to a crowd of supporters at a rally in Las Vegas, Nevada ahead of Tuesday night’s debate. The topic? In addition to acting like a hack cable news pundit by discussing the horse-race, Trump elaborated on the horrifying terrorist attacks in Paris last month.

The bewigged, overweight, out-of-shape 69-year-old asked his fanboys, “If a few of those people that are now dead, if a few of those people had guns strapped to their ankles or strapped to their waists, you wouldn’t have the problem, right?”

Well, yes. Yes you would have.

There’s no evidence whatsoever that any of the terrorists would’ve been thwarted by a “good guy with a gun,” nor is there any metrics on whether fewer people would’ve been killed. This is purely horseshit speculation based on a GOP wild west fantasy. Again, just as an example, President Reagan was nearly assassinated while surrounded by Secret Service agents packing Uzi submachine guns. Press Secretary James Brady was also shot in the head, nearly killing him, and two others, including a Secret Service agent, by the way, were hit. John Hinckley was subdued without a single shot being fired by the agents or anyone else.

So, seriously, shut the fuck up about “good guys with guns.” It’s a myth.

Trump continued, “If I were there, I’m licensed to carry, I will tell you this, if I were there, if somebody were there, if we had some firepower in the opposite direction, those people would’ve been gone.”

Oh really? And if he missed and hit a civilian? Or what if he dropped his stupid ankle gun and another terrorist picked it up and used it to kill even more people? These are all scenarios that are about as likely as Trump doing a double back-flip, Matrix-style, hair-helmet intact, while popping off several precision rounds into the skulls of the terrorists.

If you’re a gun fetishist who believes this nonsense, I have some robot insurance to sell you. You’ll buy literally anything.

Watch Trump’s rally here, with his gun remarks at timecode 01:02:00.

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