‘Family Values’ Hypocrite And Pedophile Josh Duggar Busted With Ashley Madison Account

Josh Duggar is a pervert and a hypocrite. That is something that is rather well known by now to those of us not brainwashed by right-wing Christian rhetoric or living under a rock. After all, the guy was caught molesting five little girls, four of whom were his own sisters. Luckily, thanks to public pressure, TLC, the network that held him and his creepy family up as paragons of Christian virtue, cancelled that shit show after that story broke. However, even as that sordid family scandal unfolded amid ever more disturbing details, plenty of right-wing Christians, including GOP 2016 presidential wannabe Mike Huckabee, defended Josh, as well as his parents’ cover-up of his sick crimes. They swore that these were youthful mistakes, that Josh had learned his lesson, that he’s a good, Christian family man now. Well, new developments show that this is simply not true.

You see, a certain website called Ashley Madison that exists for the sole purpose of helping people in monogamous marriages have extra-marital affairs was recently hacked. Of course Ashley Madison guaranteed privacy and security – which obviously fell through. Oops. Alas, these things happen, but guess who has been found to have not one, but two paid Ashley Madison accounts? None other than our old pedophile pal Josh Duggar.

Gawker reports that between these two accounts, both of which were paid for using a credit card bearing Josh Duggar’s name and registered to his grandmother’s address – incidentally, the same home that was the birthplace of his first child – $986.76 was spent in Josh’s attempt to cheat on his wife in secret.

Josh’s account had some rather racy requests when it came to what he was looking for, too. His proclivities include, but we are sure are not limited to:

“Conventional Sex,” Experimenting with Sex Toys,” One-Night Stands,” “Open to Experimentation,” “Gentleness,” “Good With Your Hands,” Sensual Massage,” “Extended Foreplay/Teasing,” “Bubble Bath for 2,” “Likes to Give Oral Sex,” “Likes to Receive Oral Sex,” “Someone I Can Teach,” “Someone Who Can Teach Me,” “Kissing,” “Cuddling & Hugging,” “Sharing Fantasies,” “Sex Talk.”

And Josh sure as hell didn’t mince words:

“A Professional/Well Groomed,” “Stylish/Classy,” “Casual Jeans/T-shirt Type,” “Muscular/Fit Body,” ”Petite Figure,” “Tall Height,” “Short Height,” “Long Hair,””Short Hair,” “Girl Next Door,” “Naughty Girl,” “Sense of Humor,” “Imagination,” “Creative and Adventurous,” “Relaxed and Easy Going,” “Aggressive/Take Charge Nature,” “Confidence,” “Discretion/Secrecy,” “A Good Listener,” “Good Personal Hygiene,” “Average Sex Drive,” “High Sex Drive,” “Dislikes Routine,” “Has a Secret Love Nest,” “Disease Free,” “Drug Free,” and “Natural Breasts.”

More damning evidence includes the fact that not only is the first account registered to his grandmother’s house, the second one is registered to his own house. Further, he was too stupid to use birth dates that were completely different from his actual date of birth, which is March 3, 1988. Josh claims he was born on February 3, 1988 on one account and March 2, 1988 on the other. How stupid can you get?

Josh even paid for Ashley Madison’s “affair guarantee,” which is an extra $250 that can be ponied up to ensure that if none of the other cheaters on the site want to cheat with you, you get your money back.

Now, people can think what they want about people who choose to cheat on their partner. I’m not judging that. However, right-wingers actually think it’s their business who other people want to hop into bed with and what they get up to once there. No, the problem here is that this guy made a literal career championing judgment and bigotry via his job at the notoriously hateful Family Research Council, and by touting family values. He got rich off of judging people and telling everyone the “right” way to live, when he was molesting his sisters and cheating on his wife behind closed doors. That’s the problem here – the despicable hypocrisy.

You’re done, Josh Duggar. I’ve seen people go down in flames before, but I think this particular situation takes the cake, without a doubt. Keep popping that popcorn folks. I can’t wait to see what comes out about this creepster and his family of religious nuts next.

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