6 Unbelievably Dumb Republican Campaign Ads! (VIDEOS)

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Which Of These Do You Think Is The Most Ridiculous Republican Ad?

It’s that time of the year that we have all been anticipating. ‘Tis the season for the 6 dumbest Republican campaign ads. You know, that time when all the election gurus put their heads together, spam us to death and spend untold millions on TV ads.

Pretty soon we’re sick of the off-year elections. But I’ve found a few gems in the Bad-Ad Bag. Sure, there’s the dumbing down of America, but this goes way beyond that into Stupid Land.

Are you ready to see them? Alright, let’s go!

1. Dan Sullivan is going to do something that puts an end to his campaign ads.

 Dan Sullivan is a Libertarian running for Alaska’s U.S. Senate seat. But he’ll never know if he won, since he shot out his TV.

2. But on to the next one, Mitch McConnell. All I can say is wait for it…wait for it…

Mitch McConnell, current Senate Minority Leader in the U.S., apparently cannot speak. No wonder he hasn’t been effective. In this ad, he lets us know he is working for Kentuckians. But he sure isn’t speaking for them.

3. Matt Rosendale. Let me put it this way, is this legal?

Matt Rosendale. Rosendale is a Republican running for Montana state senator. I just hope he can tell the difference between a drone and a jet liner.

4. Colonel Rob Maness. We know that there are plenty of sharks in Washington. But who knew about these?

Colonel Rob Maness is a Republican alligator hunter, which seems like pretty good training for running for the U.S. Senate.

5. Scott Walker is trying to make a point. But all I can see is how much this hole looks like a…well you see what you think.

Scott Walker is the guy his own state of Wisconsin tried to impeach out of his Republican governor’s office. And doesn’t that hole look like Walker just happened upon a cemetery and said, “Here’s a hole. That’ll work.”

6. Joni Ernst. Just let me say, any ad that has the word “castration” in it, probably will lose 50 percent of the population right away.

In her spare time this Republican, Joni Ernst, is out there in the Iowa corn fields castrating hogs. She is running for U.S. Senator, too.

7. And now for a good ad. Mike Obermueller. I actually liked his ad a lot. And I thought you might enjoy a very good, very funny Democrat ad.

Mike Obermueller is the guy behind the dancing insurance ad. He is running for U.S. Congress. And if I lived in Minnesota, I’d vote for him.

These are the official six worst ads in the 2014 off-year election. For all the super PACs shuffling and tap-dancing 501(c)(4) nonprofits I’d say, they’re doing badly. Keep it up!