Conservative Smackdown of the Day: 8-5-2011

Crappy grades in EVERY science class? That explains why he doesn't understand evolution or Climate Change...

Awarded to every single person that thinks Rick Perry would make a great president. Why? Have you SEEN his college transcript?! Two “A”s! EVER!

My father-in-law has declared that the President doesn’t need to be smart, he or she just needs to surround themselves with smart people. My father-in-law is, of course, a Glenn Beck devotee with an extremely tenuous grasp on reality. He gets very upset with me when I show him what a fool he is even if I do it nicely. Having your safe little bubble of ignorance pop must be painful yet he continues to spit out little gems like that one. I guarantee he would vote for Perry.

It takes a special kind of imbecile to vote for someone so obviously incapable of running the country without any kind of deliberative thought or serious education. At least Bush muddled his way through Ivy League schools. A “C” there is an “A” in most other schools.

I can’t believe I’m going to say this…

I think Sarah Palin is more qualified than Rick Perry to be President of the United States.

I think I’m going to vomit now…

To any “Rick Perry for President!” conservatives that read this, Congratulations! You’re a dumbass!!

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