Obama Gives The GOPs’ War on Women™ A Kick In The Groin

Treat women like cattle? How about we go for…... Plan B? YEEEEEAAAHHHHHH!!!!!

Let me tell you a story about three Presidents. The first of these three Presidents was Bill Clinton. Now, Bill loved the ladies. A little TOO much if you get my meaning but he sure did love’em! Old Bill made sure teenage girls were taught all about how to protect themselves when they decided to have sex. Taught them about condoms and the pill and other ways to prevent pregnancy. While Bill was in office, teen pregnancy dropped all across the country. So did abortion.

But then George W. Bush took over and he loved himself some Bible-thumpin’! Why, he loved the Bible so much he didn’t want people havin’ no sex at all unless they were good and married all proper like! So Little Georgie stopped as much of that dirty sex education as he could. Instead, he taught teens that only not having sex would prevent pregnancy and the spread of sexually transmitted diseases like HIV. Now, this is true. Not having sex would, indeed, have that effect. Of course, what little Georgie and the rest of his grumpy, judgmental friends forget is that teens are gonna get on with the sexy no matter what, even if they don’t know how to do it the safe way! So what happened while King George the Prude was in office? Teen pregnancy rates went up, especially in those states, like Texas, that almost exclusively taught “no nookie!” to their kids. So did abortions. My goodness!

Nowadays we have ourselves a fella named Barack Obama. He ain’t no dummy when it comes to social issues. He done went and made it OK to be Takei in the military and a whole bunch of other stuff for the LGBT community even though he ain’t one of ‘em! He also just made sure the ladies can get all the protection they need to practice safe sex and that ain’t all:

Health insurance plans must cover birth control as preventive care for women, with no copays… Also to be covered without copays are breast pumps for nursing mothers, an annual “well-woman” physical, screening for the virus that causes cervical cancer and for diabetes during pregnancy, counseling on domestic violence, and other services.

Well, shoot! I reckon that there is all kinds of good news for the ladies! Now, of course, some o’ them dirty sidewinders in the GOP are all up in arms about giving women more reproductive rights, but to them I send the following telegraph:

We tried it your way. Stop. It did not work. Stop. You are hurting our children. Stop. Just. Stop.

Read more about Obama’s counterassault against the GOP War on Women™ here.

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