Serial adulterer and alleged president Donald J. Trump has confided to a number of close friends that despite his brave face in public, he is terrified by the prospect of impeachment. Of course, the fact that people Trump considers friends all saw fit to tell NBC News about their private […]
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Grandma Pelosi Shuts Trump Down Like An Angry Toddler And We Are So Here For It
Former reality show star and alleged president Donald Trump tried to bully Democrats into funding his fantasy border wall today by threatening a government...
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Alexandra Ocasio-Cortez Opens A Can Of Whoop-Ass On Don Jr. For Trying To Troll Her
Donald Trump Jr. joined the chorus of Republicans to troll Democratic Rep.-elect Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (N.Y.) even though she hasn’t even been...
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Trump, Obamas Share World’s Most Awkward Handshake At Bush Funeral
Admitted sexual assaulter and alleged president Donald J. Trump just had the world’s most awkward handshake with Barack and Michelle Obama. In a...
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Glenn Beck Merges With Mark Levin, Joins Founder Of Violent ‘Proud Boys’
Gavin McInnes, the co-founder of Vice Media who became an alt-right superstar only to abandon his association with a violent gang he had created, will be joining the new company formed by a marriage of two conservative media empires. Glenn Beck, the former Fox News conspiracy theorist, is joining his […]
Putin And The Saudi Prince Ignore Trump Like An Ex-Boyfriend At Prom
Reality show star and alleged president Donald J. Trump looks so sad watching his ex-boyfriend across the prom hall, doesn’t he? The death of George H. W. Bush is giving an embattled Trump cover to cancel press events today and avoid questions about Russian collusion, but Vladimir Putin’s spokesman is […]
Trump: I May Have ‘Lightly’ Colluded For Moscow Tower During The Campaign
Reality show star and alleged president Donald J. Trump woke up this morning, took a breath, and started tweeting about yesterday’s news that his pursuit of a Trump Tower Moscow continued all the way through to July of 2016. Oh, I get it! I am a very good developer, happily […]
Infant Dies After ICE Detainment, Now Her Mother Is Suing the US for $60 Million
Her infant daughter died after being in ICE custody. Now she’s suing the US for $60 million.
Height Of Arrogance: Trump Only Casting Tall Economists On ‘Presidential Apprentice’
It pays to read to the end. In the penultimate paragraphs of this Washington Post interview, we learn that reality show star-turned-alleged president Donald J. Trump is casting the role of Federal Reserve chair according to height. Trump considered reappointing [Janet] Yellen to the post, and she impressed him greatly during […]
‘Birther King’ Jerome Corsi Rejects Mueller’s Plea Deal, Says He’d Rather Rot In Prison
Corsi said he’d rather rot in prison than take the deal. He’s probably going to get his wish.
Mississippi ‘Hanging’ Senate Candidate Has Always Been A Confederate Rebel
The full story of Cindy Hyde-Smith, Republican incumbent in the race for Thad Cochran’s US Senate seat, is coming into focus at last, and it turns out she was always a rebel in the southern sense of that word. As a child, Hyde-Smith “attended and graduated from a segregation academy […]
Hoover, AL Cops Kill ‘Good Guy With Gun,’ Let Mall Shooter Escape
It took nearly a full day for Hoover police to admit they had killed the wrong man. Following an altercation at the Riverchase Galleria mall in Hoover, Alabama on Thanksgiving night, someone shot an 18-year old victim multiple times and wounded a 12-year old bystander. Rushing to the scene, a […]
Finally! Trump’s Saudi Arabia Thank You Note Angers the GOP
After two and a half years of ignoring President Donald Trump’s strange behavior, odd admissions of criminal activity, and blatant disregard for the U.S. Constitution, the GOP may finally have the gumption to break with him. He tweeted his thanks to Saudi Arabia for the low price of oil (which is […]
Kelly’s Illegal “Cabinet Order” Sets Dangerous Precedent
When President Donald Trump sent troops to the southern border it was not to protect the country from an invasion. It was to protect him and his party from losing everything in the midterm elections. When the troops were granted the right to use lethal force on the migrants, not […]
Sarah Palin Gets Torched By Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez; This is GLORIOUS
This will set Palin’s hillbilly hair on fire, you betcha!
Trump Defends Cindy Hyde-Smith ‘Hanging’ Comment Because Of Course He Does
Surprising absolutely no one who has been paying attention for the last three years, our white nationalist president has decided to double-down on his support of a US Senate candidate who “joked” about her eagerness to attend a “public hanging” (read: lynching). “Cindy Hyde-Smith is a spectacular woman. She’s a […]
Trump Finally Weighs In On Crooked Ivanka’s Email Scandal: ‘Fake News!’
Raise your hand if you’re surprised. ANYONE?
US Senate Candidate Cindy ‘Public Hanging’ Hyde-Smith Wears A Confederate Hat
Cindy Hyde-Smith, the Republican US Senate candidate from Mississippi, keeps showing us who she really is. In the last two weeks, Hyde-Smith has told us how much she enjoys attending a “public hanging” (read: lynching), then adamantly refused to explain her statement; she also told (white) students at Mississippi State […]
#LockHerUp: Ivanka Was ‘Worst Email Offender’ In Trump Crime Family White House
Unless you were in a coma during 2016, you will remember that the entire presidential race was about Hillary Clinton’s emails, or Democratic Party emails, or Clinton team emails, all the time. The topic of government email regulations burned up every last molecule of media oxygen and directly led to […]
Michelle Obama Says She and Malia Snuck Out of White House to Celebrate Same-Sex Marriage Legalization
In her new book, Michelle Obama tells a heartwarming story about the time that she and her daughter snuck out of the White House to celebrate the legalization of gay marriage.
