Grandpa is AWAKE!
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Elizabeth Warren Declines Fox News Town Hall Invite, Rips ‘Hate-For-Profit’ Network In Tweetstorm
Some Democrats have participated with town halls hosted by Fox News, but Massachusetts Senator Elizabeth Warren declined an invitation from the network,...
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Jacob Wohl Tries To Stage A Fake Protest Against Himself, But He Immediately Goes Down In Flames
Conservative activist clowns Jacob Wohl and Jack Burkman have pulled quite a few stunts but they always end up being spectacular self-owns. The dashing...
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Trump Kicks Off The Week By Taking To Twitter To Yell At Puerto Rico Again
Donald Trump woke up on Monday to lash out at the world over the Mueller report, then targeted Puerto Rico again. Trump, of course, sent out fact-free...
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Huckabee Sanders: Democrats In Congress Are Too Stupid To Understand Trump’s Taxes Anyway
There is something really wrong with this woman.
White House Spokesman Gets Called Out After Referring To Puerto Rico As ‘That Country’
Uhmm…it’s a U.S. territory.
Adam Schiff Beautifully Savages Republicans Who Are Calling For Him To Step Down
His response is perfect!
It’s Official: A Fake Cow Is Now More Popular Than Devin Nunes After His Spectacular Self-Own
This is the best thing to hit the Internet.
Former Trump White House Attorney Heaps Praise On ‘American Hero’ Robert Mueller
Expect a Twitter meltdown in 3…2…
Death Of A President In The United States Of Amnesia
Not speaking ill of the dead around the family of the deceased is proper social etiquette, but presidents’ legacies are public property.
Oslo Police, FBI Investigating Forged Trump Nobel Prize Nominations
Norwegian and American authorities are investigating the source of two forged nominations for the prestigious Nobel Prize.
Republicans Attempt To Intimidate Former RNC Deputy Finance Chair Into Silence
We’re talking about Michael Cohen of course.
Is Donald Trump Hiding A Health Condition?
There’s no evidence that an orange complexion is a sign of ‘good genes.’ It can be a sign of a number of serious medical conditions though.
The Internet Explodes Over Nancy Pelosi’s Sarcastic Clapback At The State Of The Union
Madame Speaker doesn’t play around.
Republican Senator, Guilty of Child Sex Trafficking, Must Pay $125,850 To Victim
Trump’s Oklahoma campaign manager was previously sentenced to 15 years in prison after pleading guilty to trafficking a child for sex.
New York Inmates Trapped Without Heat, Lights During Polar Vortex
This is beyond cruel and unusual punishment. Get these people out of there, NOW.
Kellyanne Conway: Cory Booker Is A Sexist For Running Against Women
This alleged human’s boss has called women vile names.
President-Rearing 101: A Guide To Coping With Your President’s Misbehavior
Are you feeling exasperated with your president’s attention-seeking behavior? Are his late-night twantrums causing you to lose precious hours of sleep? Don’t despair. Read this instead.
Sarah Palin’s Tweet Calling Stacey Abrams A ‘Literal Loser’ Hilariously Backfires
Well, that didn’t go down well at all.
The Capital Couples Club: Roger & Nydia Stone Organized Orgies For Washington Power Players
If Michael Cohen had 183 recordings and Omarosa had more than 200 recordings, how many recordings did Roger Stone have?
